Tag: instant

People Take To Shouting Status Updates In The Street As Facebook Experiences Problems

 As news spread like wildfire across the world that Facebook is currently unable to allow status updates there were countless scenes of hysteria. Here in Ireland, Gardaí were called to a disturbing scene in Dublin’s O’Connell street where hundreds of people walked around aimlessly shouting out every inane thought that entered their heads. WWN was… Read more »

Buckfast For Sale In Shop Is No Reflection On The Area, Insists Delusional Shop Keeper

WATERFORD CITY shop-owner Kevin Keenan insisted today that just because he stocks buckfast in his store, doesn’t mean the area he trades in is rough or impoverished. The 53-year-old business man explained to Waterford Whispers News earlier that there is a market for the tonic wine other than ‘scrawny youngfla’s’ from the area. “Buckfast is… Read more »

Larry Murphy Welcomes Gilligan Heat

CONVICTED RAPIST Larry Murphy said he more than welcomes the Garda attention on John Gilligan this week, stating it takes a lot of the heat from him. Mr Murphy, who was found guilty of killing several missing women by TV3 and the Sunday world, told WWN that he may even return home for the Christmas,… Read more »

Americans Already Happy With Depth Of Their Ceilings

A RECENT survey in the US has found that a staggering 98% of Americans are already very happy with their ceiling depth and find no reason to increase it as recently suggested by their president. Barack Obama had warned the country they risked tipping the world back into a recession and throwing “millions more people out… Read more »

The Secret Minister – Budget Tales

Welcome voters to my weekly column in the wonderful WWN. They say a week is a long time in politics. One hundred and sixty-eight hours if we’re getting technical. Myself and my party colleagues experienced the ecstasy of the Fine Gael national conference and the agony of the budget. Such highs, such lows and I… Read more »