Tag: instant

Dublin Lad Treated For Tinder Addiction

DUBLIN lad Daniel Griffin finally admitted to his family that he has a problem and needs help, WWN has learned. Daniel (21), like many tech savvy Irish men and women, had installed the matchmaking app Tinder which has long since removed the social stigma surrounding judging people solely on their looks. “I knew I was… Read more »

Planet Not All That Bothered By Kurdish Mans Beheading

ABSOLUTELY everyone was unmoved today by the latest ISIS beheading video of some Kurdish guy in Iraq. News of the video, entitled “A Message in Blood”, failed to bother anyone in the slightest after being posted online several hours after another boring video showing the mass execution of 250 Syrian soldiers in the desert. “What the hell is… Read more »

Best Man Speech Now Entering Its Second Horrific Hour

WHAT was meant to be Gillian and Michael Morgan’s special day has now taken a worrying and excruciating turn as best man Enda Brady’s speech has entered a second horrific hour. Close to 200 guests at the luxurious Carton House hotel are slowly losing the will to live as Enda ‘The Beast’ Brady continues to… Read more »

6-Year-Old Who Put His Hand Up In Class Diagnosed With ADHD

ST. GERARD’S primary school opened its doors this morning for the first day of the new academic year, with Principal Martin Downey awaiting pupils with a welcoming smile. However, what started out as the near perfect return to formal education for the staff and children took a troubling turn in the classroom of senior infants… Read more »

10 Things Every Irish Dad Does

AS part of WWN’s groundbreaking HerDailyEnterJoement series, we bring you the latest in essential lists which provide you, our readers, with a reason to live. This time we’re tackling the classic Irish Dad, who, try as he might, can’t help but commit these classic dad moments that will leave every Irish person in no doubt… Read more »