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President Higgins Unaccounted For After Wild Kangaroo Puts Him In Pouch & Flees Scene
WHILE focus in Ireland today was meant to be on Budget 2018, the headlines will be dominated by the still ... -
An Unbiased View On How Ireland Will Almost Certainly Win The World Cup
WITH last night’s victory against Wales still fresh in the memory and fans’ spirits raised a fraction higher than the ... -
Taoiseach Refuses To Enact Budget Until He Gets 1,000 Retweets
“ONCE this budget is passed by the Dáil, I will wait until that tweet of me in a leather jacket ... -
Trump Spends Day Squeezing Nipples, Shredding Obama’s Policies
US President Donald Trump has twice-daily sessions in the Oval Office where he strips to his socks, covers himself in ... -
It’s The WWN World Cup Qualifying Preview (WWNWCQP)
TODAY’S preview of Ireland’s match against Wales sees everyone facing up to the prospect that we’re probably going to win ... -
Cork Told Not To Get Any Ideas After Watching Events In Spain
THE COUNTY of Cork has been strongly advised against getting any ideas as the push for Catalan independence continues apace ... -
Idiot Suspicious Of Lotto Numbers After Failing To Win For 4,000th Week Running
A LOCAL idiot has become suspicious of the national lottery draw after seeing a still image of the moment he ... -
Gardaí Surprised Their Illegal Mass Surveillance Of Public Not A Bigger Story
WITH the publication of a report by former chief justice John Murray relating to GSOC’s use of the Communications (Retention ... -
“Give Me Strength” Kneeling Theresa May Prays To Thatcher Shrine
“Our Thatcher, who art in hea… am, wherever, hallowed be thy name. Thy United Kingdom come,” began a kneeling Theresa ... -
Quick Thinking Saudi King Somehow Turns Broken Escalator Into Stairs
KING Salman bin Abdulaziz al Saud of Saudi Arabia has wowed onlookers the world over after cleverly turning a broken down golden escalator ...