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The Coronas Moderately Successful In Japan

The popular Irish rock band are said to be very disappointed after returning from a recent tour of Japan. The young Dubliners spent over a month in Japan which saw them play to tens of people in 31 different venues but despite vibrant crowds it has not resulted in a Japanese distribution deal for their… Read more »

Badly Injured Wrestler Seems Grand All Of A Sudden

The debilitating shoulder injury which had dogged WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan miraculously healed itself on his way to Heavyweight Championship victory during his match at Wrestlemania 30 last night. The new champion had bore the vague injury for several weeks, during which time every single wrestler he faced targeted the prone area to the extent… Read more »

Court Hears Pistorius Had Sexual Relationship With Gun

GASPS were heard inside the Pretoria courtroom this morning as evidence was presented before the court that insinuated murder accused Oscar Pistorius had been in engaged in a sexual relationship with a firearm. The shocking news broke this morning as a result of several strands of testimony being pieced together. However, rumours that Pistorius was… Read more »

Man Who Locked Keys In Car Also A Scientist

WWN can exclusively reveal that the guy you saw cursing at himself earlier after realising he left his keys in his car is also Ireland’s leading neuroscientist Dr. Richard Holman. In what has been described as both a ‘hilarious’ and ‘frightfully worrying’ incident Ireland’s most senior Doctor in charge of vital research in the area… Read more »

Tiger Woods Out Of Masters With Bruised Penis

Golf’s world no. 1, Tiger Woods, will miss next week’s Masters in Augusta but not to the originally reported back trouble but to a severely bruised penis. Wood’s injured member will see him miss his first Masters Tournament since 1994. The prestigious Augusta tournament is one of the four major championships in professional golf. Dr…. Read more »