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New Template ‘Apology’ Issued For Men Accused Of Sexual Harassment
AS A DIRECT result of the increasing number of famous and prominent men issuing statements of apology for harassing and ... -
Muslims Warned To Not Celebrate Christmas Like We Do
A STARK warning has been issued to all Muslims living in western countries not to attempt to celebrate Christmas, while ... -
Government Unveil New ‘Homeless Plough’ To Clear Streets During Winter
CLEARING Dublin City streets of unsightly homeless people can take several hours every morning, with business owners, Gardaí and council ... -
Bob Geldof Returns His Freedom Of Who The Fuck Cares
BOB GELDOF has rocked the world with his latest move to honestly, who the fuck cares, WWN can report. Prone, ... -
Planning Permission Granted To Expand Dáil Bar Into Nightclub
DUBLIN CITY COUNCIL has given the go ahead to the much needed expansion of the Dáil bar, transforming the TD ... -
‘One Takeaway Would Have Done Us Both’, Confirms Girlfriend
IN breaking news, a Waterford woman has claimed that the amount of food contained in one takeaway meal would be more ... -
BREAKING: Kevin The Carrot Arrested Over Baby Carrot Images
VEGETABLE celebrity Kevin the Carrot has reportedly been arrested by London police this morning in a dawn raid after hundreds ... -
WWN Previews The First Leg Of Ireland V Denmark
THE FIRST LEG of Ireland’s triumphant victory against Denmark is but a few hours away, and WWN’s sports experts are ... -
Woman Enters 25th Year Of Pretending To Be A Lesbian
LOCAL woman Marie Finlan is reported to be sticking with her pretense of being a lesbian after a quarter of a ... -
Iarnród Éireann To Use ‘Low Rail Adhesion’ Excuse For Next 4 Months
THERE were huge smiles throughout Iarnród Éireann today, after senior management gave everyone the go-ahead to use the excuse of ...