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Conor McGregor Banned From 12 Pubs Of Christmas

A DUBLIN CITY wide ban of occasional UFC fighter Conor McGregor has been put into effect by pubs partaking in the 12 pubs of Christmas, WWN can confirm. McGregor’s recent behaviour has prompted publicans across the county to put up ‘No McGregor allowed’ signs for fear his erratic actions could attract the wrong attention for… Read more »

Gingers Warned Not To Get Any Big Ideas

THE GLOBAL ginger community has been officially warned today not to get any big ideas after it was announced that American actor Meghan Markle is to wed ginger and royal, Prince Harry, in spring 2018 at Kensington Palace. A joint statement released by the British government and Buckingham Palace urged people with red hair to not get their hopes up… Read more »

New Poll Figures Reveal Politicians Are A Bunch Of Self-Serving Pricks

A NEW opinion poll has found that Irish politicians are a bunch of self-serving pricks as the country faces a possible Christmas election amid the continued controversy over an email sent to Tánaiste Frances Fitzgerald concerning garda whistleblower Maurice McCabe. The poll, carried out by WWN, showed that the majority of the country believed their local Dáil representatives put the… Read more »