Tag: instant

Michael O’Leary Chains Self To Runway

BELEAGUERED Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary has chained himself to a runway at Dublin airport in protest against better pay and conditions for staff at other airlines, in a bid to cling on to his remaining workforce. Pilots and cabin staff have been fleeing from the budget airline in their droves, with many of them being… Read more »

Spanish Government Kidnap Lionel Messi In Dawn Raid

THE latest escalation in violence carried out by Spanish government forces against the Catalan region of the country has seen football superstar Lionel Messi been kidnapped while on international duty in Argentina. “And no, just to make it clear, we will not be making him play for Real Madrid. That’s unfair, no, we’re finally going… Read more »

“Wouldn’t You Be Glad You Live In Ireland All The Same” Says Mother Watching The News

FREQUENTLY interrupting the presenter relaying news reports on her television set, Waterford mother, Sharon Hartigan (63) has confirmed that you would be glad to reside in Ireland, despite its many flaws, WWN can confirm. The observation, prompted by a number of troubling events and happenings, has led Hartigan to ruminate on the relative serenity of… Read more »

Cat Alan Leader Confirms Independence

Cat Alan, a self-confessed leader of a Waterford household, has today confirmed his independence from his adopted human family, Jerry and Mary Spain, stating that he is free to roam around the back of other houses in the neighbourhood without reprieve and will no longer allow his owners govern his actions. Speaking from the top… Read more »

CONFIRMED: Las Vegas Shooter Was Lone Wolf Conspiracy Gun Nut False Flag Domestic Terrorist Disgruntled Loser Government Patsy That ‘Just Snapped’

LAS VEGAS officials have taken to the comments section on a Facebook post by a reputable fake news outlet to confirm that Stephen Paddock, the gunman who opened fire on a country music concert at the weekend, was a lone wolf shooter who conspired with dozens of others to perpetrate his heinous act of violence…. Read more »