Tag: instant

The Secret Minister – Go Ard Or Go Home

  [follow id=”Secret_Minister” size=”large” count=”true” ]The annual Ard Fheis is where Fine Gael party legends are made. The man who says he doesn’t remember the speech made at the 1977 Ard Fheis given by a young whippersnapper called Enda Kenny is a liar. The great and the good of the party assembled in the RDS… Read more »

Gardai Looking To Question Karma Following Gilligan Hit

  DUBLIN DETECTIVES have said they are currently looking to speak to Karma following the shooting of drug trafficker John Gilligan last night at a house in Clondalkin. Gardai announced their ‘only prime suspect’ this morning after questioning numerous residents in the Greenfort Crescent housing estate last night. “One name kept popping up so we… Read more »

Father Jailed For Mullet Abuse Of Two Sons

A CORK man has been jailed for 8 years for what a judge described as one of the worst cases of mullet abuse ever dealt with by the Central Criminal Court. The victim’s mother told the court she had been aware that her son’s hair was being abused by her mullet crazed husband, but was… Read more »

Men Are Just Horrible

  A scientific study has confirmed what was widely suspected by society for some time: men are just horrible. A study published today by the Institute of Studies has conclusively proved beyond all doubt that the male of the species are altogether horrible. “While we don’t rush to judgement, the empirical evidence simply confirms what… Read more »