Tag: instant

Nigerian Prince Says He Is For Real This Time

Controversial Nigerian Prince Adebayo Achebe II has spoken exclusively to WWN about the scams that made him a household name and how he is turning over a new leaf. “It is true, I owe the people, the many people apologies,” offered the Prince, “I lied about business opportunities, about being kidnapped. You name it, I… Read more »

All Books To Come As Movies Now

At a hastily assembled press conference yesterday in Hollywood leading figures from the movie and publishing worlds announced details of a new deal. In response to extensive market research carried out on behalf of Hollywood’s elite producers it has been decided that from now on every novel currently being written will be turned into a… Read more »

Million Mask March Attended By 179 People

 Just moments ago the gates of Leinster House were besieged by as many as 179 people affiliated with the shadowy Anonymous movement. The event, which is set to take place in cities across the world today, could see a like minded legion of people marching for ‘a more just, fair and free society’. Organisers of… Read more »

FAI Set Aside €500,000 For Anger Management

 The FAI have confirmed that Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane will take charge of the Irish national team bringing an end to weeks of speculation. FAI chief John Delaney has given numerous interviews this morning to Denis O’Brien-owned media outlets, discussing in some detail the specifics of the deal. “Obviously we’re delighted to have both… Read more »

‘You Don’t Know Me’ Says Rihanna On Social Media Platforms Where She Details Every Minute Of Her Life

POP sensation Rihanna has responded to recent criticism by posting a riposte on her 84 social media profiles. The popular singer was hitting back at critics that felt they could comment on the singer’s lifestyle choices due to the video for latest single ‘Pour It Up’ and her strong social media presence. Rihanna took aim… Read more »

Girl Next Door Failing To Live Up To Hype

TEENAGER Michael Downey expressed to his friends a pronounced disappointment upon discovering a new neighbour had failed to live up to his understanding of supposed cultural and societal norms. Earlier in the week Michael had talked at length to several friends about a new family moving in next door and how he saw a ride… Read more »

‘Foreign Milk Tastes Horrible’ Agrees Everyone

A new study involving common sense and taste buds reveal Ireland is not yet willing to accept ‘foreign milk’ or UHT Milk as it is more commonly referred to. Statistics show other European nations consume UHT Milk at a far higher rate than Ireland. When on holidays, Irish people are often faced with no option… Read more »