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Top 4 Greatest RTÉ Weather Reports

No matter your age or your county of birth one thing that unites Ireland more than any other subject is that of Ireland’s greatest weather reports. Such is the indelible mark left by these reports that children grow up quoting them and as adults they fondly look back on RTÉ’s finest meteorological moments sharing their… Read more »

McIlroy To Settle On Accent Later This Year

FOLLOWING his stunning USA PGA title victory last night, Rory McIlroy has today pledged to decide on an accent by the end of the year, adding that he will strive to continue his dominance in the world of professional golf while being a bit easier to understand. The 25-year-old golf sensation from Northern Ireland, Ireland,… Read more »

Viral Video Fears As Shortage In Irish People Returning Home To Surprise Their Mammy Continues

A NATIONWIDE appeal has been made by a number of prominent entertainment websites in a bid to increase the ever dwindling presence of inspiring and tear-jerking Irish viral videos which see Irish emigrants return home to surprise their mammies. The Daily Edge, Joe.ie, Her.ie, IrelandsIrishIrishness.com, Entertainment.ie, Independent.ie and Spin1038.com plus 1,000 other Irish websites have… Read more »

Newly Out Gay Man Overwhelmed By Fag Hag Applications

CONOR Dolan, a UCD student originally from Cork, has admitted he is in some difficulty following his decision to come out as a homosexual man. “I’m just overwhelmed,” admitted the science student, “I think my family have known for a few years, but some of my newer friends, ones from college, well, they’ve just bombarded… Read more »