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Delete Yourself. Now.
Dear Internet user, Please read the following open letter carefully, as this is the only correspondence you’re getting from us. ... -
Nazi Pug Flees To South America
REPORTS are pouring in regarding sightings in South America of Buddha the pug dog, widely regarded as one of the most ... -
Jesus Died For Our Sins & Ciaran Couldn’t Even Last 3 Days Off The Fags
THE CATHOLIC community has come out in force today to question one local man’s commitment to lent after it was ... -
Spin Unit To Be Wound Down, Altered Slightly & Hidden From Public View
THE TAOISEACH Leonardo Varadkar confirmed yesterday to his cabinet that the Strategic Communications Unit (SCU), used to distribute Taoiseach seflies, ... -
Defence Forces To Recruit 480 People Who Like Guns, But Not Shooting Them
RECRUITMENT is under way in the Irish Defence Forces with the army, air force and navy expressing a desire to ... -
500 Million Red Bulls Slaughtered Annually To Make Popular Energy Drink
ANIMAL rights activists have called on the world’s largest energy drink manufacturers to stop the annual slaughter of 500 million red ... -
Russians Guilty Until Proven Guilty
THE international community has agreed to adopt a ‘guilty until proven guilty’ stance towards Russia in relation to the nerve-agent ... -
Man 6 Months Into Posting Pro-Choice Statuses Still Can’t Find Girlfriend
A DUBLIN based woke male is growing increasingly perturbed by the fact his passionate pro-choice stance has not translated into ... -
Woman’s Phone Has Just 47 Apps Misusing Her Data After Deleting Facebook
SENSING a huge rush of relief cascade over her entire body, one local woman is down to just 47 apps ... -
Shave If You Want It Licked, Women Told
FOLLOWING a secret worldwide meeting on Sunday evening in Switzerland involving the planet’s heterosexual male population, women are now being advised ...