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WWN Looks Back At The Career Of Ruairí Quinn

Following Ruairí Quinn’s announcement that he is to retire to make way for the new generation, WWN looks back at his career and his achievements in office, chief among those of course was his supposed invention of the Euro. 1. Vodka and Coke- Minister Quinn was the first person to sweeten the taste of vodka… Read more »

It’s The NLDWWNWCRU (No Longer Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

WWN has all the latest from Brazil. With the round of 16 complete football fans must wait an agonising 48 hours before the quarter finals with many choosing unusual ways to cope. Some are openly lying to themselves pretending the tennis at Wimbledon can fill the void while others have taken sleeping pills in an… Read more »

Ireland To Set Up World’s First Ever ‘Frape’ Clinic

The decision comes after intense public outcry. In light of a recent case before the courts the Government has inacted emergency legislation which will see funding put aside for the World’s first ‘Frape’ clinic. ‘Frape’, the wholly inappropriate word used to describe the act of posting something on someone’s Facebook account under their name, has… Read more »

It’s The NLDWWNWCRU (No Longer Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

WWN has all the latest from the recent action at the World Cup in Brazil. Brazil have taken out a full page ad in a variety of publications today looking for a centre forward to play in their quarter final match against Colombia. Applicants have been told ‘do not be Fred’. Chilean player Mauricio Panilla… Read more »