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“I Found The Problem” Zuckerberg Finds Rusty Old Wrench Jamming Server
FOLLOWING months of pressure from some of the world’s leading nations and security agencies, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has finally ... -
Fears Grow Women May Never Return To Kitchen
CONCERN is mounting among Irish men that the day when women were quiet, contented and never far from an oven may ... -
BREAKING: God Arrested For Tax Evasion
THE International Criminal Police Organization (ICPO-INTERPOL) has today confirmed the early morning arrest of one, God Almighty, following the longest running ... -
10,000th Homeless Person To Win 6 Months Stay In The Shelbourne Hotel
JUST 24 hours after the publication of the latest report on the number of families in emergency accommodation, the government has announced ... -
Friends Both Hope That The Other One Cancels Plans
SEVERAL weeks ago local friends Alan Lyons and Dave O’Dowd made half-hearted plans to meet up for a drink, all ... -
Local Man Glad He’s Not A Local Woman
LOCAL man Kevin O’Cunratty took a moment yesterday to pause and look around at the world he lives in, before thanking ... -
5 Ways Jesus Passed The Time In The Tomb
A NEW forensic scan of the tomb where Jesus lay for three days after his crucifixion has revealed that rather ... -
Satan Marks 25th Of May On Calendar
FOLLOWING the formal announcement by the government that a referendum on the repeal of the 8th Amendment of the constitution ... -
“If It Was Us, He’d Be Dead”
RUSSIAN President Vladimir Putin has broken his silence today following a nerve agent attack on former Russian spy and double ... -
Floods Of People Donate Their 2 Cents To The Rape Crisis Centre
WWN has learned of a significant number of people donating their two cents to rape crisis charities, with the majority ...