Tag: instant

Girl Next Door Failing To Live Up To Hype

TEENAGER Michael Downey expressed to his friends a pronounced disappointment upon discovering a new neighbour had failed to live up to his understanding of supposed cultural and societal norms. Earlier in the week Michael had talked at length to several friends about a new family moving in next door and how he saw a ride… Read more »

‘Foreign Milk Tastes Horrible’ Agrees Everyone

A new study involving common sense and taste buds reveal Ireland is not yet willing to accept ‘foreign milk’ or UHT Milk as it is more commonly referred to. Statistics show other European nations consume UHT Milk at a far higher rate than Ireland. When on holidays, Irish people are often faced with no option… Read more »

The Secret Minister – Tapped

With great power comes great responsibility or so the famous saying goes. With the greatest power in the Western world comes a vast array of spying capabilities – this is not a famous saying as I’ve just said it now for the first time but feel free to repeat it, giving me appropriate credit. Despite… Read more »

Woman In Search Of True Love Scores Underwhelming 33-Year-Old Male In Nightclub

Dublin native Caoimhe Carey is recovering today from an almighty hangover after the latest ‘girl’s night out’. Caoimhe, the last of her single friends, was politely condescended to by her married friends as they insisted she would ‘find the one’ despite expressing no dissatisfaction at being single. As the night progressed and several wine bottles… Read more »

Buzzfeed Running Out Of Lists Of Shit

Viral gorging internet kings Buzzfeed have digitally penned an open letter to its readership in a desperate attempt to find more ideas for their trademark ‘lists’. Buzzfeed, despite its aspirations towards serious journalism, rely heavily on the ‘share-ability’ of their content which attempts to capture the universality of human existence. Buzzfeed initially found great success… Read more »