Tag: instant

Manchester United Fan Considering Transfer To Arsenal

Following another disappointing result for current Premiership Champions Manchester United, one fan is on the brink of transferring his soccer allegiance to a more successful team. “I’m weighing up my options at the moment” said 28 year old accountant Ian Horris. “I’ve been a Red Devil fan since I was in school, when they won… Read more »

‘Flappy Bird’ Creator Kidnapped By Crazed Fan

Reports have confirmed that ‘Flappy Bird’ creator, Dong Nguyen, has been kidnapped by a crazed fan following his decision to delete his phenomenally popular smart phone game app. WWN’s asian news affiliate has informed us that an American man, Tim Groynes had posted a number of aggressive tweets aimed at Nguyen following his decision to… Read more »

The Untold History Of Aslan

 Early Days Aslan were/are/might be an Irish rock band from Dublin who formed in 1982. Composed of Christy Dignam, Joe Jewell, Billy McGuinness, Alan Downey and Rodney O’Brien, the band released their first album moments after formation, and garnered critical acclaim on the back a number of charity gigs promoting whatever came before ‘Crazy World.’… Read more »

This Story Of A 12-Year-Old Quadriplegic Boy Suffering From Aids And Cancer Who Is Also A Billionaire Professor Is The Most Inspiring Story You Will Read In The Next 3 Minutes

A story to melt even the coldest of hearts. We definitely cried when we read this on the site, we stole the story from. We defy you not to shed a tear as we tell you the story of the amazing Dwight Longhorn, from Phoenix, Arizona, who continues to triumph in the face of adversity…. Read more »

Louis Walsh Comes Out As An Unbearable Man

The ‘music’ world was left shocked when influential X-factor judge and boy band enthusiast Louis Walsh announced that is finally coming out as an unbearable man. In a blog post on his website Walsh confirmed it had been tough to admit ‘but as many suspected, speculated and claimed I am an unbearable man’. ‘Most people… Read more »

Unbelievable: Irish TD Admits Spending €134k On Plastic Surgery To Look Like Idol Groucho Marx

A COUNTY Waterford politician has spent twelve years and €134,000 in an effort to look like his hero Groucho Marx, it was revealed today. Independent TD John Halligan has used the Marx brothers distinguished features as the inspiration for numerous surgeries, including a hair transplant from his scrotum to secure full eyebrows and moustache, eyelid… Read more »

Woman Find’s True Love With Elderly Man’s Bank Balance

In local news today a Tramore woman is said to be planning Waterford’s biggest ever wedding after a chance encounter with an infirm and elderly American Billionaire earlier this month. Trudy Gilmartin, met Texan billionaire Roy Herbert Jones (89) by chance after closely monitoring his movements via a number of social media sites. They bumped… Read more »