Tag: instant

Bieber Has Penis

A 27-year-old woman who slept with Justin Bieber claimed today that he has his very own penis. Model Tati Neves said she noticed the organ after a party at his villa in Rio de Janeiro last week. The Brazilian native claimed the 19-year-old male showed her his penis while trying to engage in the human… Read more »

Future Serial Killer Beginning To Tire Of Her Parents

Future serial killer Rachel O’Dowd is really starting to tire of her parents’ bullshit. Rachel, aged 6, is struggling with the basic concept of empathy and it’s not being helped in the slightest by her parent’s implementation of ‘rules’, ‘showing respect’ and ‘bedtime’. While Rachel’s drawings have increasingly involved the maiming of her father it… Read more »

Grown Man Insists On Dressing Up As A Footballer Every Weekend

THIRTY TWO year old father of two Daniel Corcoran once again donned his full Liverpool strip in some bizarre retreat into an adolescent mindset. His wife Ciara was once again left dumbfounded when her usually intelligent, bright and self-deprecating husband chose to dress up as a footballer on Saturday afternoon. Daniel, a self-confessed ‘life long… Read more »

The Secret Minister – Operation Smokescreen

I don’t know if it was the being assaulted by pensioners live on national TV outside Leinster House or the encouraging Young Fine Gael to attack the US Embassy in response to spying allegations but I think An Taoiseach may be questioning my abilities as a government minister. The chief whip had called to inform… Read more »