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Dozens More Russian Journalists Come Forward After Faking Deaths
THERE were gasps of astonishment at a press conference held in the Ukraine yesterday, after supposedly murdered Russian journalist Arkady Babchenko ... -
Government’s ‘Yes’ Honeymoon Lasts 3 Days
THE Government has been asked to return to work following a lengthy honeymoon during which it patted itself on its ... -
The Pope To Hear 1.4 Million ‘Yes’ Voter Confessions On Trip To Ireland
AHEAD of his costly taxpayer funded trip to Ireland in August, for which the Vatican will contribute no money towards ... -
Public Really Expected More From Loudmouth Racist Bitch
OUTSPOKEN racist and noted Trump-supporting bigot Roseanne Barr really let herself down yesterday with a stream of nonsensical rambling tweets ... -
Local Man Still Kinda Surprised When He Sees A Woman Drive A Bus
DESPITE being in awe of all Irish women following the gritty determination that secured a landslide victory in last week’s ... -
Look, It’s Been A Stressful Month Here’s Some Puppies
GREETINGS readers! We know for many, it’s been a long, tough month and what better way for a news publication ... -
Putin Critic Found Dismembered In Apparent Suicide
A RUSSIAN journalist and vocal critic of Vladimir Putin has reportedly committed suicide by dismembering his own body, Russia Today has ... -
White Wine Cancels Out The Effects Of Red Wine, Finds Study
A NEW study into the effects of alcohol on the human body has unearthed a groundbreaking new find which could ... -
Tabloids Meet To Plan Weekly Vilification Of Raheem Sterling
AT a meeting, which takes place in the same conference room at the same time every week, the English tabloids ... -
CONFIRMED: Ireland’s Next Referendum Will Be On Making Wearing Socks With Sandals Illegal
THE unrelenting dedication and force with which campaigners and civil society groups met the campaign for the repeal of the ...