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James Bond Moves To Dublin As Garda Bugging Gets Serious

Minister for Justice Alan Shatter is said to be ‘shocked and disturbed’ by news reports which claim shadowy MI6 operative James Bond is now living in Dublin, further fogging the clandestine air surrounding the GSOC bugging incident. While misinformation and misrepresentation seem to be the only ever presents relating to the news that the offices… Read more »

Storm Sees Ireland Blown 2.4km Closer To Britain

The people of Ireland are now all too familiar with the sight of a fallen tree draped across a road or a river’s bank pushed to breaking point following the arrival of an unrelenting storm. Storm Darwin descended on Ireland with a great deal of ferocity resulting in millions of euro worth of damages. The… Read more »

JobBridge Intern Probably Staying On Reception For The Year

The powers that be at WWN towers are reportedly so impressed with Kevin’s performance manning the main reception desk that they are contemplating keeping him there for the full year of his JobBridge placement. Despite being contrary to several rules of the JobBridge scheme, it seems the Media Studies graduate, is proving himself so adept… Read more »