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The Secret Minister – Tapped

With great power comes great responsibility or so the famous saying goes. With the greatest power in the Western world comes a vast array of spying capabilities – this is not a famous saying as I’ve just said it now for the first time but feel free to repeat it, giving me appropriate credit. Despite… Read more »

Woman In Search Of True Love Scores Underwhelming 33-Year-Old Male In Nightclub

Dublin native Caoimhe Carey is recovering today from an almighty hangover after the latest ‘girl’s night out’. Caoimhe, the last of her single friends, was politely condescended to by her married friends as they insisted she would ‘find the one’ despite expressing no dissatisfaction at being single. As the night progressed and several wine bottles… Read more »

Buzzfeed Running Out Of Lists Of Shit

Viral gorging internet kings Buzzfeed have digitally penned an open letter to its readership in a desperate attempt to find more ideas for their trademark ‘lists’. Buzzfeed, despite its aspirations towards serious journalism, rely heavily on the ‘share-ability’ of their content which attempts to capture the universality of human existence. Buzzfeed initially found great success… Read more »

Cannabis Legalisation Bill Declared ‘Void’ After Ming Uses It For Roach Material

THE NEW Cannabis Legalisation Bill was declared ‘Void’ by the government today after Independent TD Luke ‘Ming’ Flanagan accidentally ripped it to pieces for roach material on the way to Leinster house this morning. Ceann Comhairle Seán Barrett declared the damaged bill ‘a total disgrace’, and advised mister Flanagan to ‘invest in filters’ in future…. Read more »