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It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)
Another commanding performance from Russia has left pundits who claimed they were rubbish with egg on their faces and fans ... -
Chickpea Shortage Feared As Chickens Lay Fewer Peas
RETAILERS are reporting a large decrease in chickpea stocks around the world as chickens are laying fewer peas, sparking an increase ... -
Women Reminded They’re Under No Obligation To Tell Partners About Their Day
A GROUP of men have issued a gentle reminder today that women are under no obligation to tell them every ... -
Cow Just Going To Dry Hump Other Cow For A While
CARLOW bullock 09655 is to spend the most of today rambling around in his field, eating grass, and occasionally mounting ... -
Urgent Appeal Launched For Two More Lads For Astro On Friday
AN urgent appeal has been launched by three Waterford men, who have found themselves ‘struggling for numbers’ ahead of this ... -
Jobs Boost For Irish Robots As Amazon Announces 1,000 New Positions
A WELCOME jobs boost for Dublin as internet company thing Amazon has confirmed they are in the market for 1,000 ... -
Statue Of Liberty Converted Into Prison For Immigrant Children
QUICK THINKING US Government officials have found a solution to the growing problem of finding somewhere to intern immigrant children ... -
It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)
IT was a disappointing day for fans of laughing uncontrollably at the misfortunes of the English football team as Harry ... -
Earth Unravels Overnight Leaving It Flat
US SPACE Agency NASA has confirmed that an unknown gravitational pull has somehow unravelled the earth overnight, leaving it flat. Hundreds of ... -
Waterford Surprised GAA Didn’t Stage Munster Hurling Championship This Year
WATERFORD hurling fans have broken their silence on the GAA’s unprecedented decision to just not go ahead with the Munster ...