Tag: instant

Cannabis Legalisation Bill Declared ‘Void’ After Ming Uses It For Roach Material

THE NEW Cannabis Legalisation Bill was declared ‘Void’ by the government today after Independent TD Luke ‘Ming’ Flanagan accidentally ripped it to pieces for roach material on the way to Leinster house this morning. Ceann Comhairle Seán Barrett declared the damaged bill ‘a total disgrace’, and advised mister Flanagan to ‘invest in filters’ in future…. Read more »

Reeling In The Years: Tramore 1923 – Boy Racers First Ever Cruise

Drifting, a driving technique where the driver intentionally oversteers causing loss of traction in the rear wheels while maintaining control, was first invented in 1923 by Tramore automobile enthusiast Thomas Kennedy. Mr. Kennedy, a fast food business owner from the town, first discovered the technique while driving on the local beach with his fiancée Martha The 22-year-old became a… Read more »

People Take To Shouting Status Updates In The Street As Facebook Experiences Problems

 As news spread like wildfire across the world that Facebook is currently unable to allow status updates there were countless scenes of hysteria. Here in Ireland, Gardaí were called to a disturbing scene in Dublin’s O’Connell street where hundreds of people walked around aimlessly shouting out every inane thought that entered their heads. WWN was… Read more »