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Trump Pictured Sporting Aran Wool Wig

IN ANTICIPATION of his visit to Ireland later this evening, US President Donald Trump has been pictured without his trademark comb over wrap around for the first time while attending the D-Day commemorations. Pictures seen by WWN and reproduced above show him wearing an Irish made traditional cream-coloured Aran wool wig which was lovingly crafted… Read more »

9 Drowned At Irish Barbecue

NINE people have died and four more are still missing, following a Dublin man’s attempts to have a nice summer barbecue in his back garden on what seemed to be a perfectly nice day. Derek Quigley had called home earlier yesterday to tell his wife Eileen ‘not to put on any dinner’, as he had… Read more »

BREAKING: Katie Taylor Rushed To Hospital To Have Shane Ross Surgically Removed

IRISH World boxing champion Katie Taylor was rushed to hospital late last night to undergo a surgical procedure to have Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport Shane Ross removed, WWN can confirm. Surgeons have been working throughout the night to amputate the politician, who suddenly began spreading around Taylor’s back and shoulder area after she became contaminated with Ross while exiting through… Read more »

Viagra Container Spillage Leaves East Link Bridge Erect

MOTORISTS in Dublin are to expect severe traffic delays today after a shipping container full of viagra spilled near the East Link bridge leaving it fully erect, WWN can confirm. Over four tonnes of the erectile dysfunction drug fell off a ship which was being unloaded at the docks shortly before the bridge suddenly sprung into action, sending… Read more »