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Public Urged Not To Reheat Pets In Microwave During Cold Snap
A PRESS release from the Department of We Can’t Believe We Have To Say This But has warned the public ... -
“I Love Leaving The Wheelie Bin In Your Way” Admits Binman
REFUSE collection technician Mr. Darren Power has today openly admitted to purposely placing your empty wheelie bin right in the middle ... -
Brits Fucking Deaf Or Something
APPROXIMATELY 51.9% of the British population are to be booked in for hearing tests over the next 57 days or ... -
Remembering Ireland’s Heroes: Oliver Cromwell
WITH a no-deal Brexit still looming thanks to the obstinance of the ungrateful Irish public who won’t just play ball ... -
Guide To Ignoring Thoughts Of Slave Labour When Purchasing €5 Dresses
NEWS that some 5,000 Bangladeshi garment workers are involved in ongoing strikes runs the serious risk of making you feel ... -
WWN Goes On A Tinder Date With Bertie Ahern
IN A BID to see what all the fuss is about, WWN’s sister site Gash went in search of a ... -
Local Girl ‘Very Done Up’ For Gym
SEVERAL of the male patrons at a Waterford fitness centre have remarked on the overly made-up appearance of one of the ... -
British Parliament Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act
UNLOADING 650 straitjackets out of the back of vans which had the name of a nearby mental institution written on ... -
Netflix Undecided On Which Homicidal Raping Maniacs To Glorify Next
NETFLIX commissioners from around the world traveled to Los Gatos, California this week to discuss which homicidal raping maniac the media-services provider ... -
Older Generation Acting Like They Mined Coal All Their Life
A NEW report into the psyche of older generations has found they’re ongoing patronising of younger generations is linked to concocted ...