Tag: instant

JobBridge Intern Probably Staying On Reception For The Year

The powers that be at WWN towers are reportedly so impressed with Kevin’s performance manning the main reception desk that they are contemplating keeping him there for the full year of his JobBridge placement. Despite being contrary to several rules of the JobBridge scheme, it seems the Media Studies graduate, is proving himself so adept… Read more »

Garda Ombudsman Offices Bugged, No Intelligence Found

A report in the Sunday Times yesterday revealed the offices of the Garda Ombudsman had been bugged, indicating there could have been a serious information breach. The Ombudsman, an independent Garda watchdog, could have potentially suffered a major blow to security and its ongoing investigations as emails, wifi and phone systems have all been hacked…. Read more »

Manchester United Fan Considering Transfer To Arsenal

Following another disappointing result for current Premiership Champions Manchester United, one fan is on the brink of transferring his soccer allegiance to a more successful team. “I’m weighing up my options at the moment” said 28 year old accountant Ian Horris. “I’ve been a Red Devil fan since I was in school, when they won… Read more »

‘Flappy Bird’ Creator Kidnapped By Crazed Fan

Reports have confirmed that ‘Flappy Bird’ creator, Dong Nguyen, has been kidnapped by a crazed fan following his decision to delete his phenomenally popular smart phone game app. WWN’s asian news affiliate has informed us that an American man, Tim Groynes had posted a number of aggressive tweets aimed at Nguyen following his decision to… Read more »