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8 Signs You’ll Vote Fianna Fáil In The Next Election

AS part of WWN’s groundbreaking HerDailyEnterJoement series, we look at those 8 CLASSIC signs you’ll vote for Fianna Fáil in the next general election. 1. Do you hear the hushed tone of whispering relatives, the tear-inflected pleas from your distraught mother? Struggling to open your eyes or retain cognitive function? Surrounded by solemn looking medical… Read more »

WWN’S TV Guide

We bring your attention to all that’s fit for viewing in the next few days on the old telly box machine device contraption. Politicians Trying To Be Normal Reality, 60 minutes. A behind scenes look at the daily life of stupid fucking politicians trying to be normal. Tasks include clipping their toenails, doing the shop… Read more »

‘Unique’ New Town Festival Just A Bunch Of Food Stalls And Shit, Finds Local Man

TENS of revellers left the comfort of their homes this weekend to attend what organisers promised to be a ‘spectacular and unique’ new festival for all the family in Portlaw, Co. Waterford. The first annual ‘Town Festival’, which spans over three days from the 19th – 21st of September, showcased everything the locality had to offer – foreign run… Read more »

Twink’s Dog Stopped At Dublin Airport Boarding Flight With Fake Documents

MISSING Yorkshire Terrier ‘Teddy’ was stopped boarding a flight to England with fake documents this morning after a national 48-hour dog-hunt was launched by owner Adele King, aka Twink. Security at the airport claim the miniature terrier, dressed in a disguise, attempted to pass a passport checkpoint with a fake dog-collar and was immediately arrested… Read more »