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Met Éireann Staff Given Bonus Following Good Weather

STAFF at Met Éireann have successfully activated a clause in their contracts which will see them net a bumper bonus, thanks in no small part to this week’s heat wave. With temperatures hitting the 20s this past weekend ,staff at the weather procurement agency hit one of their main temperature targets, helping themselves to a… Read more »

Court Grants Donald Trump Divorce From Reality

A NEW YORK court has finally granted sitting US President Donald Trump his fourth divorce after a lengthy battle which is believed to have stretched across decades, WWN can confirm. The dissolution of the relationship between the 71-year-old and the series of events, facts and state of things as they happen, known to most people… Read more »

Psoriasis Sufferer Has Tried Sunbeds, Cheers

WATERFORD native and long-time psoriasis sufferer Martin Harkett has today put considerable thought into getting a tattoo on his face that tells well-meaning people that yes, he has indeed ‘tried sunbeds’ to alleviate his skin complaint, they weren’t effective in the slightest, but cheers for the advice. Harkett, 37, was first diagnosed with the ‘annoying-as-fuck’… Read more »