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Women Call For Bigger Makeup Mirror On Car Windscreen

FEMALE humans worldwide have called on car manufacturers to increase the size of the ‘makeup mirror’ located at the centre of the windscreen, claiming that the design does not reflect the whole face and is practically useless for women. “Obviously, whatever eejit designed this was a man and had zero experience in applying makeup,” voiced motorist Donna Carey, who began an… Read more »

Irish Protesters To Train With French Protesters In Landmark Deal

A LANDMARK training and education scheme will see Irish protesters gaining some hands on experience on the ground in Paris, France, learning directly from the leading lights of the protesting world, the so-called ‘Yellow Jackets’. The knowledge-sharing exercise could bring Irish protests into the modern protesting landscape that is 2018 and further help protesters achieve… Read more »

Hated Politician Beloved By All

WAR-mongering psychopath and hated former President of the United States George H.W Bush has passed away in his 95th year surrounded by friends and family, as would befit a man of his respected and revered stature, and in keeping with his reputation as a loving, caring gentleman. The 41st President became known during his single… Read more »

Indiana Jones Movies Banned From TV Over Concerns They Promote Violence Against Nazis

THE much-loved Indiana Jones series of movies will be absent from TV screens this Christmas, after several far-right groups claimed that the whip-cracking archaeological adventures paint the Nazi party in an incredibly bad light, and may incite hatred and violence against the organisation. Although the movies starring Harrison Ford have featured Dr. Henry ‘Indiana’ Jones… Read more »