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“It Would Only Cost £3bn To Sink Northern Ireland Into The Sea” May Casually Tells Cabinet

THERESA May’s Brexit strategy is said to have taken a new course after being left in disarray yesterday following the dramatic accusation from Taoiseach Leo Varadkar that May reneged on an agreement that would have ended the deadlock in the talks. Under pressure to get an agreement from the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) on the… Read more »

Comedian Refuses To Retire Lazy & Offensive Nigel Farage Character

Considerable public pressure has been placed on the comedian behind the once popular but now sadly outdated Nigel Farage character. The incorrigible escapades of the anti-immigrant xenophobe once popular in bygone era have long been labeled lazy and offensive with TV stations under pressure to cancel all productions which intend on featuring the creation. Dave… Read more »

Ireland Insist Brexit Negotiations Be Carried Out In Irish

YET ANOTHER twist in the intractable Brexit negotiations has come in the form of a formal demand from Ireland, to have all future negotiations in respect to the border portion of Brexit talks to be carried out in Irish, WWN can reveal. Ireland, famous in Britain for forcing David Cameron against his will to call… Read more »

Unemployed Dublin Man Fined For Speeding

AN unemployed Dublin man was fined €400 at Blanchardstown District Court yesterday after pleading guilty to a speeding offence, WWN can confirm. Conor Anthony McGregor, of no fixed abode, appeared in court after being ordered to do so by a judge after he was recorded driving at 158km/h in a 100km/h zone earlier this year…. Read more »