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Actor Who Played Robert Redford Retires Aged 81

BRITISH actor Stephen Jones has announced that he is to retire from his lifelong role as Robert Redford at the grand old age of 81, WWN can confirm. Jones thanked all of his fans and colleagues throughout the years for their continued support, stating that he was looking forward to living the rest of his life as himself at his country estate… Read more »

Local Man Only Knows How To Talk At People

A LOCAL WATERFORD man has yet to learn to talk with people in a way that resembles the average conservation humans have, preferring instead to talk in the general direction of people’s faces while not listening to a word they say. Conor Telkins (25), friends and family confirm, simply volleys endless words and lengthy statements… Read more »

Independent Alliance Calls For More Mayonnaise Sachets In Restaurant Condiment Sets

MEMBERS of the Independent Alliance are calling on restaurants and cafes up and down the country to maintain an equal and balanced level of mayonnaise sachets in their condiment sets to match mustard, brown sauce and ketchup, the group insisted. Speaking with their mouths earlier today, Shane Ross, John Halligan, Seán Canney, Michael Fitzmaurice and some other male TDs this… Read more »

Amazing! These Young People Actually Go Out For Fun

ALTHOUGH the vast majority of people know better than to venture into town and city centres after dark on the weekend, studies have shown that a large number of mostly younger people actually enjoy what they refer to as ‘nights out’. With almost 100% of people aged 35 and over polled by WWN stating that they’d ‘rather… Read more »