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McGregor Signs Deal To Get Knocked Out By Mayweather

UFC CHAMPION Conor McGregor has confirmed that he has signed his part of the deal to get knocked out by Floyd Mayweather, WWN can reveal. The highly-anticipated knockout has been rumoured for the best part of a year, but today McGregor greeted fans with some very promising news. “The first, and most important part of this historic contract has now… Read more »

Melania Trump Been Holding In Fart This Whole Time

CURRENT First Lady Melania Trump has confirmed that she has been holding in ‘a whopper’ of a gaseous bowel movement for nearly a year, which has been brewing since midway through her husband Donald’s successful campaign to become the 45th President of the United States. “This one’s going to be fucking massive,” grunted Melania, barely… Read more »

Fianna Fáil Waiting Until Fine Gael Have New Leader Before Pulling Plug On Government

IN THE AFTERMATH of Taoiseach Enda Kenny’s decision to resign as Fine Gael party leader, many people have wondered aloud if this will lead to Fianna Fáil immediately pulling their support for the government, plunging the country into a general election. However, Fianna Fáil sources have allayed such fears, confirming they wouldn’t dream of doing… Read more »