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Do You Have Photos Of The Snow? You Might Be The Only One

A LARGESCALE appeal has been made to the public to provide photographic evidence that it has snowed in Ireland, following the horrific news that it seems no one has been able to take pictures of the white stuff. “We’re exploring the possibility that all phone cameras and conventional cameras have simultaneously stopped working, which would… Read more »

“The Famine Never Happened”

SKY NEWS ‘journalist’ Adam Boulton has sensationally doubled down on his anti-Irish comments by declaring the Famine, a genocide inflicted on the Irish populace by England, never actually happened. Not content with uttering his vitriolic declaration of hate against Irish people in the form a tweet which was brought to your attention by the Irish… Read more »

Revealed: The Price Paid For This Doorway Sleeping Spot

DESPITE the news that a penthouse Dublin apartment has been sold for a whopping €6.5million, there’s another property in Ireland that has gone for a far greater price, as WWN Property found out today. Located in Cork city, the roadside spot has already gone for the ultimate price at least twice, with two members of the same… Read more »

Ireland’s Final Dole Cheat To Be Publicly Executed Later Today

NOTORIOUS welfare swindler David Merris is to be put to death later today, marking an end of Ireland’s ruthlessly efficient and 100% successful 2017 campaign to eradicate dole fraud. Merris, 32, was scooped off the streets by a special dole-cheat tactical squad for claiming disability benefit for an additional three weeks after returning to work from a back… Read more »

Evolution: In 20 Million Years Women Will Be Born With Fleece Covering Their Bodies

In twenty million years women will be born with natural fleece blankets covering their bodies. Scientists are convinced that evolution is heading in that direction. “It’s inevitable,” says professor in genetics Steve Jones. “Women with a fleece blanket have more chances of being and comfortable when watching series. This form of natural selection will lead… Read more »

“Woo, Christmas Party Tonight,” Reveals Coworker Who Will Later Be Fired For Their Behaviour

EXCITEDLY skipping across the floor in the office of a Waterford based business, one coworker has expressed their delight at the impending Christmas party, completely unaware their future conduct at the festivities will see them fired almost immediately. Rubbing his hands together with considerable glee, Stephen Handratty (24) loudly proclaimed “woo! Christmas party tonight, can’t… Read more »

Humble Publication Announces Release Of Greatest Book Of All Time

LOCAL groundbreaking news service Waterford Whispers News has spoken exclusively to itself for the first time following the release of what it’s humbly calling the ‘greatest book of all time’. The title of ‘greatest book of all time’ more recently belonged to the 2011 Daniel O’Donnell calendar, but that masterpiece has finally been usurped. Containing, words,… Read more »