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Plea To Double Licence Fee Voted Funniest Comedy RTÉ Has Ever Produced

IRISH audiences today wiped the tears of laughter from their eyes for long enough to declare that the new director general of RTÉ’s statement that the licence fee should be doubled was without doubt ‘the funniest thing ever produced’ by the national broadcaster. Speaking on Radio One’s Today With €290,000-a-year Sean O’Rourke, €250,000-a-year DG Dee Forbes… Read more »

“Have Some Red iPhones, You Gullible Fools”

AN ASTOUNDING innovation at Apple has led to the company’s CEO announcing that he is proud to offer consumers a revolutionary new product that appeals to your desire to have a visual representation of how charitable and giving you are, WWN can confirm. “Have some red iPhones for the affordable price of whatever we’re saying… Read more »

Cool Waiter To Take Food Order While Sitting Down Beside You

NOT one for conforming to society’s standards, Dublin based waiter Fiachra Brennan has today inadvertently shattered the barriers between professional and customer by bravely sitting down at the table while taking a food order. Captured on CCTV earlier, Brennan can be seen hovering over table 18 in Macey’s Bistro on Capel street shortly after 3pm,… Read more »

5 Ways To Enjoy Week Where All Bills Are Paid & There’s Still A Few Quid In The Account

WITH the vast majority of the working population confirming the existence of a magical three or four day stretch in the middle of each month where the previous paycheque has paid off all bills and essentials, but hasn’t depleted to the crisis-point situation of waiting anxiously to the next paycheque, WWN puts forth a handy… Read more »