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Hubble Telescope Beams Back First Picture Of Your Ma

THERE were exciting scenes in NASA this morning after the Hubble telescope beamed back images of the largest mass in the known universe, your Mam. Technicians worked tirelessly for years to align the space observatory to the correct calibration required to truly take in the scope of your Ma, which required teams blasting off from… Read more »

Local Prick Of A Barista Calls His Coffees ‘Art’

AFTER receiving a half-hearted compliment from a woman grabbing her morning coffee in a rush, Waterford barista Nevin O’Dowd was overheard by customers in Bean There, Done That cafe admitting that what he does is ‘basically art’. Despite not being encouraged to expand on his initial statement by the woman who just wanted to get… Read more »