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Waterford Justice League Successfully Save City From Moderately Bad Language

A SELF-appointed ‘Justice League’ which began patrolling Waterford city earlier this year has pulled off its first victory today, after telling off a number of youths hanging around outside Tesco who were said to be cursing quite loudly within earshot of shoppers. The superpower-less crime-fighting team, consisting of BlaaMan, the Tramore-nator, Crystal Girl and Boi… Read more »

“Honestly, I Can’t Be Fucked” Local Man Tells Work

A LOCAL WATERFORD man has informed the company he works for that he will not be attending the office premises for the remainder of this week, citing the fact ‘honestly, I can’t be fucked’, WWN can confirm. “Honestly, I can’t be fucked,” confirmed 32-year-old Andrew Gilmartin in official communication, via his mouth, with his employer… Read more »

Astonishing New Information Suggests Government Doesn’t Really Like Whistleblowers

NEW INFORMATION regarding the Tánaiste’s knowledge of the legal strategy to attack the credibility and motives of whistleblower Sergeant Maurice McCabe, suggests for the very first time that the government may view whistleblowers as a nuisance and not a key and integral part of improving institutions and eliminating corruption and malpractice. Tánaiste Frances Fitzgerald first… Read more »