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New Trump Plaza To Be ‘100 Times More Better Than Barack Obama Plaza’

FANS of US-President themed petrol station/ fast-food outlet hybrids are eagerly awaiting the construction of the new Donald Trump Plaza in Co. Clare, which will commemorate the upcoming presidential visit in June. The service mega-station will be constructed up the road from Trump’s Doonbeg golf estate, and will feature a state-of-the-art, no-expense-spared refuelling and dining… Read more »

Are You Farting Enough In Your Sleep?

RESEARCH has proven that the average human being needs to pass gas at least 18 times a night while they sleep to prevent themselves from waking up with a bloated, fart-filled stomach, but how can you be sure that you’re meeting this target? If you’re worried that lack of nocturnal emissions may be causing you some serious… Read more »

WARNING: This Horrifying News Footage Starts With A 30 Second Ad

WARNING – the following news footage which shows a now viral attack/incident/event starts with preroll advertisement that last for 30 seconds while also generating €5 for every 1,000 views we get from it. As a premium news publisher, we’ve had to implement this unrelated moisturizer advertisement before the horrific ghoul bait video, so just sit back and relax… Read more »

Game Of Thrones Recap: Season 8 Finale

WWN’s official sister site, Game of ThroWWNes, has over 470 hours worth of new videos, quizzes, podcasts, makeup tutorials, recipes and articles each day, because if the world’s biggest TV show needs one thing it’s dedicated content and episode recaps from an online Irish publication: After levelling King’s Landing last week in an Israeli style Gaza blitzing, we… Read more »

Doctors Want Cannabis Risks Highlighted, The Pricks

A GROUP of so-called doctors with nothing else better to do than ruin cannabis legalisation for every man, woman and child in Ireland want the risks of the plant highlighted, the bunch of fucking pricks. In a letter published in The Irish Times today, goody-two-shoe doctors from the Cannabis Risk Alliance said the government was “sleepwalking” its way… Read more »