Tag: football

Liverpool Fans Terrified It May All Be A Dream

Large swathes of Liverpool fans are routinely checking they are in fact operating in the realm known as ‘reality’ following the club’s ascension to the top of the Premier League table with just 6 games left to play. Liverpool, a club rich in history and success, finds itself in first position in the league with… Read more »

Moyes Refusing To Come Out Of His Room Ahead Of Olympiakos Game

The embattled Manchester United manager has barricaded himself in his room, refusing to come out. As kick-off for Man United’s crunch clash against Greek side Olympiakos draws ever nearer WWN can exclusively reveal the club’s executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward has been unable to gain access to the manager’s bedroom. “I’m not coming out and you… Read more »

‘Well There’s Always Euro 2048’ Say Irish Fans

The draw for the qualification stage of Euro 2016 took place yesterday and gave many football fans the chance to speculate wildly on the fortunes of their respective countries. Ireland found themselves in a tough position with Germany, Poland, Scotland, Georgia and Gibraltar taking their place alongside the boys in green in group D. While… Read more »

Mourinho: ‘Playing Shit And Losing 2-0 Also A Mind Game’

Jose Mourinho has claimed that Manchester City’s convincing defeat of his Chelsea side was in fact part of one of his infamous mind games. “We play poorly, maybe yes, but it is to give to the City false confidence. Mind games!” the ex-Madrid manager told ITV reporter Gabriel Clarke in his post-match interview. Mourinho’s comments… Read more »

David Moyes To Be Brought Behind Shed And Shot

Manchester United manager David Moyes is facing the serious possibility of being taken around the back of the old shed and shot if he fails to secure his club’s first win of 2014 against Swansea this Saturday. While many football pundits have pointed out that the current Premier League champions are enduring poor form many… Read more »