Tag: football

Mourinho Admitted To Rehab For Mind Games Addiction

Worrying scenes unfolded today in London as Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho was said to have presented himself at exclusive rehab facility the Priory Clinic after finally admitting he is addicted to mind games. “When the presumed injured Cech, Terry and Eto’o were all training it was the final straw,” admitted a club insider, “stranger still… Read more »

Chelsea’s Under-12s To Face Liverpool Claims Mourinho

Jose Mourinho delivered some surprising team news to the awaiting media as he arrived at Anfield for Chelsea’s crunch match against league leaders Liverpool. “No, no. It’s no mind game. Simply, I cannot risk for the Champions League so I’ll play my under 12s. They have so much potential, so it’s okay,” explained Mourinho. The… Read more »

Liverpool Fans Terrified It May All Be A Dream

Large swathes of Liverpool fans are routinely checking they are in fact operating in the realm known as ‘reality’ following the club’s ascension to the top of the Premier League table with just 6 games left to play. Liverpool, a club rich in history and success, finds itself in first position in the league with… Read more »

Moyes Refusing To Come Out Of His Room Ahead Of Olympiakos Game

The embattled Manchester United manager has barricaded himself in his room, refusing to come out. As kick-off for Man United’s crunch clash against Greek side Olympiakos draws ever nearer WWN can exclusively reveal the club’s executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward has been unable to gain access to the manager’s bedroom. “I’m not coming out and you… Read more »