Spain have been dumped out of the World Cup after losing to the hosts Russia on penalties. Russia equalised in the 41st minute through a Dzyuba penalty after Gerard Pique’s arm, which he raised above his head in a bid to ask the referee a question about handball rules in football, was struck by the… Read more »
The last day of the group stages were brought to a close with a stunning flurry of goals and helter skelter football played at a break neck speed some awful matches. In the first set of games Senegal thought they had won a penalty in their match with Colombia before VAR ruled a challenge on… Read more »
Undoubtedly the biggest story of the tournament so far, the holders Germany crashed out of the World Cup with a loss to South Korea, a team who didn’t seem to be aware of the fact that it’s written in FIFA rules somewhere that Germany must get to at least the semi-finals of every World Cup…. Read more »
THE WORLD CUP viewing public have made an explicit threat to band Maroon 5, stating that if the excruciatingly awful Hyundai car ad featuring them appears even just ‘one more time’ on TV there will be violent consequences. “Show that fucking ad one more time, I dare you,” the public said in a statement directly… Read more »
VAR is turning into such a pain in the hole and a contentious point of debate that much of the World Cup’s glorious goals have already faded from memory. A disappointing Australia crashed out of the World Cup after losing 2-0 to Peru. After news of Australia conceding a second goal reached Denmark and France,… Read more »
Russia’s loss to Uruguay has put rumours that Putin put the team on performance enhancing drugs to rest, as they were very, very shit. A Denis Cheryshev own goal and the sending off of Igor Smolnikov certainly helped Uruguay dominate a disappointing Russia which would prompt another less noble publication to make a joke about… Read more »
THE DUBLIN GAA team have clinched the Leinster Senior Football Championship title for the eighth year in a row, after a decisive victory over Laois at Croke Park yeste rda y at Crokk park wher decisive victory Leinster… Sorry, just dozed off there for a second. Apologies. Dublin cruised to victory over Laois with a… Read more »
England will win the World Cup after slaying the mighty Panama 6-1 and there’s no way they can cock this up, the English media have confirmed. Despite the poor opposition England nevertheless impressed in the thrashing, however, Harry Kane is being investigated after his third goal revealed the striker seems to be wearing football magnets… Read more »
DESPITE what Maroon 5 say, everything little thing will not be alright. War, famine, violence, inequality and poverty engulfs the world. There is only suffering. Anyway, get yourself down to your local Hyundai dealer where the prices for the i20 start at just €15,000. Denmark and Australia finished even stevens, with Australia saved by a… Read more »
AN urgent appeal has been launched by three Waterford men, who have found themselves ‘struggling for numbers’ ahead of this Friday’s must-attend Astroturf 5-a-side kickaround and drinking session. The call went out on Twitter yesterday evening as Derek Wilson, Paul Canning and Sean Hanlon issued tweets from their personal accounts urging anyone with information about… Read more »
