England have booked their place in the semi finals of the World Cup after a 2-0 win against Sweden and we’re never going to hear the end of this, are we? The Swedish team, who gave England very few problems, were said to be devastated at full time after the referee informed them that in… Read more »
With a veritable cornucopia of bastards in their squad, Uruguay surprised fans by never fully resorting to underhanded tactics in a way that benefited them against France, choosing instead to go out of the World Cup with a whimper. France took the lead with a Varane header and his teammate, keeper Hugo Lloris went on… Read more »
A LOCAL DUBLIN man who has revealed he is above trivial pursuits such as acknowledging the existence of the football World Cup, is, according to experts, some kind of once in a generation intellectual behemoth. Cormac Cranny has informed everyone he has come into contact with in recent weeks that he either ‘didn’t know there… Read more »
FOOTBALL fans, brimming with excitement for today’s World Cup quarter final clashes, who are searching for expert analysis need look no further than WWN’s dedicated sports team. We size up today’s 3pm and 7pm kick offs and speculate on how it will all play out. France v Uruguay: To combat players crowding the referee like… Read more »
LAST night, the England team did the unthinkable; they progressed through to the next round of the competition by beating a team in a penalty shoot-out. As such, we have moved the England World Cup Doomsday Clock forward by five minutes to 11:55PM, the closest it has been in decades to 12 midnight, and total England… Read more »
There have been a record number of complaints made to FIFA, with football fans claiming the World Cup is malfunctioning following England actually winning a penalty shootout. Despite managing just no more shots in the 90 minutes after Harry Kane’s penalty, the English media have confirmed England have won the World Cup and that Sweden… Read more »
Football fans were repaid for their patience after enduring Spain and Russia with two far more entertaining games yesterday. The football world is in mourning following the untimely death of Neymar after he was murdered by a stray Mexican player’s stud. A funeral will be held once the Brazilian’s body finishes rolling on the sideline…. Read more »
Spain have been dumped out of the World Cup after losing to the hosts Russia on penalties. Russia equalised in the 41st minute through a Dzyuba penalty after Gerard Pique’s arm, which he raised above his head in a bid to ask the referee a question about handball rules in football, was struck by the… Read more »
The last day of the group stages were brought to a close with a stunning flurry of goals and helter skelter football played at a break neck speed some awful matches. In the first set of games Senegal thought they had won a penalty in their match with Colombia before VAR ruled a challenge on… Read more »
Undoubtedly the biggest story of the tournament so far, the holders Germany crashed out of the World Cup with a loss to South Korea, a team who didn’t seem to be aware of the fact that it’s written in FIFA rules somewhere that Germany must get to at least the semi-finals of every World Cup…. Read more »