Tag: football

Marouane Fellaini Donates Hair To 10,000 Bald Men

STAR of Manchester United’s late win against Youngs Boys of Switzerland Marouane Fellaini has been sporting a new look in recent days and WWN can reveal for the first time that the good deed the Belgian midfielder/last minute panic striker carried out when shearing his trademark afro. “They told me not to do it, they… Read more »

Roy Keane Released Back Into Wild

THE football association of Ireland has taken Roy Keane out to the wilderness of rural Cork and released him back into the wild after five years in captivity as assistant to manager Martin O’Neill, whose term as Republic Of Ireland manager ended yesterday. Keane, long regarded as a threat to himself and those around him, had… Read more »

Novelty Kinda Wearing Off, Admit Dubs

THE capital headed to bed early last night following the Dublin senior team’s fourth consecutive All-Ireland GAA victory, with most fans admitting there was no real cause to stay out celebrating due to the novelty of being champions wearing off. The Dubs comfortably scooped the game’s top prize by beating Tyrone 2:17 to 1:14, in… Read more »

Man Stretching Before 5-A-Side Match Must Be Amazing

A 5-A-SIDE footballer who has gone to the trouble of partaking in an elaborate stretching routine must be an ex-professional who plied his trade in several of Europe’s top leagues, amateur players playing alongside him have concluded. Gavin Drennan, “Kev’s mate from work”, was a last minute call up when several people cried off earlier… Read more »