Tag: football

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Pictured Walking On Water

AS Manchester United supporters try to comes to terms with their side’s monumental, history-making comeback against PSG last night, manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was pictured taking a relaxing stroll this morning across a body of water. Solksjaer’s impressive start to his career as United manager could see him appointed to the position full time, but… Read more »

Increasing Number Of Liverpool Fans Left With No Fingernails

FOLLOWING on from a nervy Champions League first leg tie against Bayern Munich and awaiting Sunday’s cagey match against a revitalised Manchester United, an increasing number of anxious Liverpool fans have chewed their fingernails down to nothing, WWN Sport can reveal. Gone are the memories of early January during which time Liverpool fans sauntered around… Read more »

Local Man Has His Own Lyrics To Champions League Song

ALTHOUGH last year’s Champions League final drew an estimated 180 million viewers worldwide, with each viewer singing a different version of the iconic theme tune, Waterford man Dean Ledfern is adamant that his own take is the best around. Heralding the start and end of every ad break as well as the leading out of… Read more »

Declan Rice Dumps Ireland Day Before Valentine’s Day

HEARTLESS footballer Declan Rice heartlessly broke the hearts of Ireland today with a heartlessly well-worded and perfectly reasoned if disappointing official statement in which he confirmed he would be dumping the nation the day before Valentine’s Day. Insiders with a closer understanding of Rice’s thinking have confirmed he felt Irish football fans came on way… Read more »

Non-Man United Fans Inconsolable After Mourinho Sacking

SCENES of eyes red raw from sobbing have been reported around Premier League grounds which are not Old Trafford as non-Manchester United football fans come to terms with the most entertaining episode in soccer schadenfreude came to an end with the sacking of Jose Mourinho. “Taken too soon, I hadn’t even properly got all my… Read more »

Marouane Fellaini Donates Hair To 10,000 Bald Men

STAR of Manchester United’s late win against Youngs Boys of Switzerland Marouane Fellaini has been sporting a new look in recent days and WWN can reveal for the first time that the good deed the Belgian midfielder/last minute panic striker carried out when shearing his trademark afro. “They told me not to do it, they… Read more »