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‘Peel Here’ Sign On Packet Of Ham Just A Blatant Fucking Lie
SLICED HAM manufacturers have been put on final notice for their packaging claims with a failure to address concerns seeing ... -
Nutritionists Advise Eating Whatever You Like, We’re All Fucked Anyway
STILL sticking to your new year diet? Well, a new study has shown that it doesn’t really matter anymore, so ... -
Choose Tayto Park’s New Name
WITH THE NEWS that Tayto will be ending their naming rights sponsorship deal of ‘Tayto Park’ at the end of ... -
Local Man Back To Tipping Fuck All After Period Of Festive Generosity
AFTER a rough few weeks where he felt duty-bound to tip service staff and fast-food delivery drivers a decent amount, ... -
Burrito Place Implements Mandatory Tattoo Policy For Staff
APPLICANTS for customer-facing roles at a new Waterford burrito bar will require a minimum of one arm completely covered in ... -
Father Breaks Down In Tears After Daughter Suggests Vegan Christmas Dinner
“JESUS! LORRAINE! Are you trying to kill your father?” said O’Dowd matriarch Patricia as she clutched her crying husband, Derek, ... -
Tipping ‘Very American’ States Cheap Bastard
ALTHOUGH the government has announced incoming legislation to protect the tips and gratuities that many service industry workers rely on, ... -
The Reason Deli Workers Spread Too Much Butter On Rolls
THE PRACTICE has long mystified purchasers of deli rolls and little in the way of explanation has been offered, until ... -
Dublin Girl To Choke Down Pumpkin Spice Latte If It Fucking Kills Her
YEARS of seasonal coffee deceit has caught up with renowned Dublin girlo Amy O’Cormac-Casey, after her friend Una Lane presented ... -
Man Doesn’t Trust Wife To Use Bread Slicing Machine In Supermarket
SUPERMARKET chains around the country have admitted that they only install customer-operated bread-slicing machines as a way to keep married ...