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Meek To Sue Jesus Over Earth Inheritance Claim

THE MEEK have announced they are suing Jesus Christ of Nazareth over an Earth inheritance claim which was promised to them nearly 2000 years ago. The group have said they are ‘sick and tired’ of waiting around for the inheritance to be signed over to them, and have hired a team of lawyers to help… Read more »

Spraoi: ‘Rogue’ Mime Artist Tragically Suffocates Inside Glass Box

MINISTER for Arts, Heritage and the Gaeltacht , Jimmy Deenihan, has called for an enquiry into the death of a street performer who died tragically at the Spraoi arts festival this afternoon in Waterford city. Nikolai Mackrevich, originally from Russia, suffocated inside a glass box which he was secretly using for his theatrical street performance. Mackrevich, 47,… Read more »

“I’m Fucking Deadly Looking With This Trendy Scarf And Jacket”, Says Guy Attending Art Exhibition

A TRAMORE man said he was ‘fucking deadly looking‘ with his new ‘trendy scarf and jacket’ at an art exhibition in Waterford yesterday evening. Jimmy Moore, a self confessed stoner, was invited by work colleagues to attend the display in Black friars hall which hosted some of the cities finest art pieces. “Some cracking birds at it man.” said the 28-year-old…. Read more »

Outrage As Students Keep College Town In Jobs

HUNDREDS of distressed Waterford citizens were outraged this week as the annual college RAG festivities devastated the town with large injections of cash and jobs. Local businesses were said to be recovering today after what has been called the ‘worst week they have ever put down in their miserable lives’. Publican Michael Toomey told WWN today that he… Read more »

Vatican Makes Bid For Rangers FC

THE VATICAN has made a dramatic bid to buy Rangers FC debt in return for a total conversion to Catholicism and a 100% share in future earnings. Senior members of the Holy See travelled to Glasgow last night for talks with owner Craig Whyte and other members of the 140 year-old football club. Sources told WWN… Read more »