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Woman’s Phone Has Just 47 Apps Misusing Her Data After Deleting Facebook
SENSING a huge rush of relief cascade over her entire body, one local woman is down to just 47 apps ... -
“Here’s Some Settings, Now Fuck Off”
FACEBOOK CEO Mark Zuckerberg has responded to the data breach controversy involving Cambridge Analytica yesterday by introducing some new settings, ... -
“Here’s Your Next Status Update, Don’t Try Anything Smart” AI Bot Orders Zuckerberg
A SENTIENT AI robot has ordered Facebook CEO and newly installed AI slave Mark Zuckerberg to administer a new status ... -
Facebook Set To Clampdown On Fake Drama Posts
A NEW Facebook algorithm will be rolled out shortly, aimed at keeping news feeds clear of manufactured drama, fake stories ... -
Blanchardstown To Become Data Capital Of World, Somehow
THE west Dublin suburb of Blanchardstown is set to become one of the biggest data capitals of the world, rivaled only ... -
“I ‘Unplugged’ From Social Media & So Should You” Confirms Annoying Friend
A LOCAL man from the Waterford area of Ireland, identified by his friends as ‘extremely annoying’ has been hailing the ... -
“I’m Fixing It” Zuckerberg Calmly Douses Facebook HQ In Petrol
STAFF at Facebook’s headquarters in California have been advised by senior members not ask anymore questions as the company’s owner ... -
Woman On Facetime To Friend Spends Entire Call Looking At Herself
DESPITE her image being smaller and inset in the bottom corner of her phone’s screen, Dublin woman Tina Crotty spent the entire ... -
Facebook Announce Intention To Evade Tax Some Other Way
WITH Facebook’s decision to no longer use Ireland as its revenue and tax hub, the tech giant is believed to ... -
Facebook To Launch ‘Hide X-Factor Posts’ Setting
FACEBOOK will unveil a brand new setting which will allow users to automatically hide friends X-Factor comments and posts, turning ...