Tag: economy

Daily Reminder Country Still Pretty Fucking Broke Thanks To Bank Crash

ISSUING ITS daily reminder to members of the public expecting improved infrastructure or services, the government has stated ‘we’re still pretty fucking broke thanks to the bank crash back in 2008’. Shrugging his shoulders dismissively the Minister for We’re Still Broke admitted any public sector worker hoping for a pay increase that outpaces the rise… Read more »

Molly Malone Statue Forced To Emigrate

The latest victim of the post-Celtic Tiger sting in the tail is sadly one of Ireland’s most beloved landmarks and hearty slappers, sweet Molly Malone. “This is indicative of the kind of damage the government’s current jobs policy results in,” shared a politician whose name we didn’t bother writing down. While the fishmonger profession, along… Read more »