Tag: dublin

Packed Luas Most Action Man Has Got In Months

DUBLIN CITY’S chronic traffic problems has presented one commuter with the unwanted opportunity to be inadvertently felt up on a stuffed Luas during rush hour this morning. Conal McHarty admitted his morning foray into work quickly descended into the most action he has had in months thanks to the sardine can like conditions on all… Read more »

Heartwarming! These Scumbags Joined Forces & Realised They Could Commit More Crimes Together

IN RESPONSE to a greater community awareness and increasing cooperation among neighbours to tackle burglaries and theft, a group of downtrodden and frustrated scumbags resolved to share their expertise and resources after they realised they would be able to commit more crimes if they committed them together. This is one heartwarming story you’re going to… Read more »

Met Éireann Confirm Current Fog Is 90% Vape

A SPOKESPERSON for the Met office has confirmed that the dense fog currently coating the country is a result of high amounts of vape smoke, probably due to New Years smoking resolutions. Currently at an Orange Warning level, the country is experiencing thick clouds of mist reducing visibility significantly on all major routes, which meteorologists… Read more »