Tag: dublin

Culchie Can’t Get Over The Traffic In Dublin

DESPITE having cause to travel to and from Dublin at least 30 times a year, once local culchie is struggling to comprehend and absorb the high volume levels of traffic in the capital city, WWN can reveal. “Fucking hell, look at the tailback,” John Meaden, a 41-year-old Waterford culchie noted as he turned his car… Read more »

The 9 Best Photos Of The Spire

WHILE other online news publishers desperately scrap the barrel in search of another shameless way to try and trick you into clicking on their content, WWN is busy providing you with excellent and essential news items. Here we have carefully collated the undisputed best 9 photos of the Spire, Dublin’s beloved and defining landmark: Beautiful… Read more »

Shock As Dublin Rental Found To Be Entirely Made From Lego

DUBLIN city landlords have come under fire yet again following the discovery of a rented out semi-detached home, which was entirely constructed from old Lego bricks, WWN can confirm. James Casey (56) had been 4 months into his €1890 per month lease on the 3-bedroom home when he discovered brightly coloured plastic bricks after scratching what he thought was a… Read more »

Dublin Rents Hit New High After Dropping LSD

THE average price of rent in Dublin has soared again to a hallucinatory high, after it was revealed rents have been dropping LSD in a bid to escape the daily pressures of life. “It all makes sense now,” said one Dublin renter we spoke too, who was pleased to finally have an explanation for why… Read more »

5 Myths About Dubliners

DESPITE the relatively small size of the island of Ireland people from different backgrounds encounter prejudice and stereotyping every day, which is only made possible by the ignorance of others. WWN, in an attempt to bring knuckle dragging muck savages from rural Ireland closer to their urbane and sophisticated Dublin superiors, we are here to… Read more »