Tag: crime

New IRA Ordering Bombs From Wish.Com

THE FLEDGLING terrorist organisation known as IRA 2019 has claimed responsibility for a number of suspect devices posted to addresses throughout the UK last week, and have promised more to follow once their Wish.com order arrives. Improvised explosive devices were sent to London and Glasgow in packaging that bore postage stamps and markings from Ireland,… Read more »

Hutch Murder Trial Collapses Because Ireland

THE REGENCY Hotel shooting trial which inflamed the gangland violence of recent years has collapsed, prompting members of the public to observe that this is a very Irish thing to have happened. Those pouring over the details of the trial and legal expert opinion have been told they would be much better off simply concluding… Read more »

Government Pass ‘One Law For Them’ Law

THE Irish government has passed a new pay scale sentencing law in the Dáil today which will see higher earners face more lenient sentencing for crimes such as sexual assault, white collar crime and tax evasion, WWN can confirm. The new ‘One Law for Them’ bill was quickly passed without any opposition in proceedings early this… Read more »

Maurice McCabe Retires Undefeated

REPORTS coming into WWN this afternoon suggest heroic Garda whistleblower Sergeant Maurice McCabe is set to retire from the Nation’s police force with his undefeated record intact. Frequently coming up against opponents who significantly outweighed him, and were intent on landing knockout blows, the Sergeant, widely known now for his fight against corruption, will retire… Read more »

Wikipedia Under Fire After Spoiling ‘Making A Murderer’ Season 2

LIVID binge watching fans have criticised online encyclopedia website Wikipedia for not putting ‘spoiler warnings’ on their entries for Steven Avery, Brendan Dassey and the Netflix series ‘Making A Murderer’. With the second series of the hugely popular and engrossing piece of Hollywood entertainment dropping on Netflix today, many eager fans of the TV show… Read more »