Tag: crime

Bloody Working Class At It Again!

IT is our unfortunate duty as an Irish media outlet to inform you, the law-abiding, tax-paying, newspaper-buying public, that those incorrigible working class folks have gotten up to more incorrigible behaviour at the weekend. WWN has received access to an exclusive video that went viral over the past few days, showing some of those youths… Read more »

Prison To Allow Cosby Wear Orange Sweater

FOLLOWING a rare misstep in the justice system which has lead to a rich and powerful man paying for his crimes, disgraced former entertainer Bill Cosby was found guilty of drugging and molesting a woman in 2004. In a bid to make the possible 15-30 year sentence he could now serve in prison a little… Read more »

“Husband Did It” Insists Mother Watching News

DETECTIVES investigating a years-old murder cold case in rural Waterford have sought the counsel of a random Leitrim woman who has insisted from day one that ‘the husband did it’ based on nothing more than that’s just what she thinks. The death of Lisnan woman Cait McRian, who was discovered dead in her home in… Read more »

Heartwarming! These Scumbags Joined Forces & Realised They Could Commit More Crimes Together

IN RESPONSE to a greater community awareness and increasing cooperation among neighbours to tackle burglaries and theft, a group of downtrodden and frustrated scumbags resolved to share their expertise and resources after they realised they would be able to commit more crimes if they committed them together. This is one heartwarming story you’re going to… Read more »