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“This Will Be My Last Year”: Rising Sleigh Insurance Grounds Santa Claus
NORTH Pole-based magical toy distributor Santa Claus has announced that he may be forced to shutter his operation for the ... -
Sorry For The Late Notice: Greta Thunberg Has Cancelled Christmas
THE SWEDISH teenage climate activist admitted the move would understandably upset some people but that the damage done to the ... -
Parents Reminded That Komodo Dragons Aren’t Just For For Christmas
THE ISPCA has issued its annual warning to parents and gift-givers ahead of Christmas, urging them to reconsider giving their ... -
Local Woman To Appeal Decision To Spend Xmas With Boyfriend’s Family To Supreme Court
DUBLIN WOMAN Joanne Brophy has lodged an appeal and will take her case to the Supreme Court after refusing to ... -
Prince Harry Apprehensive After Getting Andrew For Secret Santa
THE Duke Of Sussex emitted an audible ‘oh for fuck sake’ at this morning’s annual Kris Kringle draw in Buckingham ... -
Brave John Lewis Xmas Ad Tackles Far-Right Xenophobia & Fascism
WITH ITS ‘Excitable Edgar’ ad John Lewis has abandoned cynically ‘soppy ads’ used to get the public to buy things ... -
The Story Of Fanta Claws
SINCE the beginning of time brands have been coming up with clever and creative ways to engage with their customers ... -
Is Christmas Banned In Irish Schools? We Pose As A Child To Find Out
WWN was horrified to learn that schools in Dublin, Ireland were forcibly removing Christmas from the minds of children using ... -
Investigation Launched Into Why Christmas Crackers Are So Shite
AN INTERNATIONAL trans-continental investigation has been launched by Interpol to ascertain why Christmas crackers are so unbelievably shite, disappointing and ... -
RTÉ Christmas Guide Replaced By Netflix Browsing Menu
THIS YEAR will represent the first ever year Irish families will formally adopt the Netflix home browsing menu as their ...