Tag: business


Coworker Putting Tuna Sandwich In Microwave Reported To HR

THE HR department of Henning & Thurrows LTD has received a record number of complaints about one employee following his decision to reheat a tuna sandwich in the staff kitchen microwave, WWN can confirm. Whistling while making his way into the kitchen, Mark Kingston (28), unwrapped his homemade tuna, mayo, sweetcorn and other horrible foodstuffs… Read more »

Corporations Go Back To Not Giving A Fuck About Gay Lads

WITH Pride week over for another year, huge multi-national corporations have begun to rid their branches and their media calendars of pro-LGBT messaging, or indeed anything that vaguely resembles a rainbow. Originally conceived as a festival of protest to show the gay community’s pride in themselves in a world where they were marginalised and persecuted… Read more »

500 Million Red Bulls Slaughtered Annually To Make Popular Energy Drink

ANIMAL rights activists have called on the world’s largest energy drink manufacturers to stop the annual slaughter of 500 million red bulls, urging them to substitute the animals liquidised genitalia for another ingredient instead. “It takes 12 pairs of fully grown red bull testicles to make 100 cans of the energy drink,” a spokesperson for PETA explained, “this is such… Read more »