Tag: business


500 Million Red Bulls Slaughtered Annually To Make Popular Energy Drink

ANIMAL rights activists have called on the world’s largest energy drink manufacturers to stop the annual slaughter of 500 million red bulls, urging them to substitute the animals liquidised genitalia for another ingredient instead. “It takes 12 pairs of fully grown red bull testicles to make 100 cans of the energy drink,” a spokesperson for PETA explained, “this is such… Read more »

New Eir Owner Put On Hold For 40 Minutes

Despite his protestations, which included pointing out he had just paid €1 billion for a majority stake in the telecommunications company, French billionaire Xavier Niel was immediately put on hold for 40 minutes, WWN understands. Guiding himself through a number of options on an automated phone system, which encouraged him to press a number based… Read more »

Good News As Dublin Drugs Firm Creates 20 Jobs

WELCOME news on the jobs front as a drugs firm is expanding its operations in the Nation’s capital. The firm’s expansion is a response to the growing demand for a number of its products which has led to the creation of 20 positions in the sales department as well as transport and logistics. “We had a… Read more »

Man Has A Great Idea For An App

 WWN is proud to give a voice to the young and innovative people of Ireland. This week James O’Donovan, a 31-year-old marketing executive, has a great idea for an app: I’ve always been a bit of an ideas man, but I, like many people in this current economic climate, lack to the ability to fund… Read more »