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DUP Won’t Nominate Deputy First Minister Unless British Government Buys Them Pony
SENDING SHOCKWAVES through the political world, DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson has suggested the unthinkable: his party will bring down the ... -
Top 10 Pornhub Searches From Westminster Revealed
REPORTS that a Tory frontbencher was accessing pornographic material on his phone in the House Of Commons has prompted an ... -
Tide Finally Turning For Johnson As Party Accused Of Sexism
A HUGE uptick in fortunes for under siege British crime minister Boris Johnson has seen him snag some long overdue ... -
Johnson Asked To Wipe That Fucking Smirk Off His Face For One Day At Least
THE British public has announced that they appreciate the fact that Prime Minister Boris Johnson will face no repercussions for ... -
Things Boris Johnson Would Actually Resign Over
BRITISH Crime Minister Boris Johnson has been fined by police for breaching lockdown rules and attending a Downing St lockdown ... -
Pure Coincidence New Channel 4 Owner Will Be Tory Donor
BORIS JOHNSON’S Tory government has confirmed that it will be a completely innocent coincidence when Channel 4 is privatised and ... -
Brexit Actually Like Carpet Bombing Own Cities, Johnson Told
IN RESPONSE to Boris Johnson controversially comparing Ukrainians fighting back against the Russia invasion of their country to Britain voting ... -
Boris Johnson Reveals Yoga Practice That Allows Him To Wriggle Out Of Anything
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has finally let the secret of his scandal-dodging success slip, after revealing that a lifetime ... -
“What An Amazing Speech But No, We Won’t Be Doing Any Of That” UK Parliament ...
LABELING his address of the House of Commons as ‘historic’ an inordinate number of times, a misty eyed Tory government ... -
UK Based Oligarchs Still Outnumber UK Based Ukrainian Refugees
DESPITE claiming to have welcomed Ukrainian refugees with open arms, Boris Johnson’s Tory government has thus far failed to lift ...