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Britain Granted Extension To Neverending Nightmare That Sucks The Marrow From The Bone, Blocks Out ...
NEWS that Britain has made a promise to finally have ‘its shit together’ by the later date of January 31st ... -
Not Sure What’s Going On In Brexit? This Taxi Driver Will Fill You In
AS THE NUMBER of people overwhelmed by the complex and contradictory twist and turns in Brexit continues to rise, more ... -
Will, Of The People, Speak Outs
THREE years after he made the decision on behalf of the British public to leave the EU, the so-called ‘Will, ... -
Bercow Signs Lucrative Sponsorship Deal With Lockets
EVERYONE’S favourite speaker of the House Of Commons John Bercow needn’t worry about being stuck for a few quid after ... -
Shitshow Upgraded To Festival Of Faeces
THE NEWS is ever changing. Conflicting reports everywhere. Boris Johnson has agreed a deal with the EU and has become Britain’s ... -
Cat Drags In Arlene Foster
LICKING its filthy paws to rid itself of that God awful mothball smell from its latest catch, the metaphorical cat looked up ... -
Lady Of The Black Rod Resumes Day Job With Dyno-Rod
SARAH Clarke, also known as Lady Usher Of The Black Rod, the ceremonial face of British parliament and a key ... -
Queen Flown At Half Mast As Brexit Descends Into Further Chaos
AHEAD of her speech to the British parliament, the Queen will be flown at half mast to signify the grave ... -
Britain To Launch Its Own EU
STOCK markets across the world have been sent into a frenzy this afternoon as the UK announced it will launch its ... -
‘Sexy Hard Border’ Set To Be Number 1 Halloween Costume This Year
STUCK for a Halloween costume this year? One enterprising Waterford party company may have the answer for you, with a ...