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Unified Ireland: The Big Questions
ALTHOUGH a new government has yet to be formed from the aftermath of GE2020, a freshly-invigorated and triumphant Sinn Féin ... -
Liberated Britain Day 4: Johnson Bans Journalists
THE GREAT British public are luxuriating in the afterglow of yet another day of being safely out of the clutches ... -
Ireland & Britain Switch Places As Brexit Takes Effect
WITH the passing of Brexit Day has come the first of a number of required measures being implemented by the ... -
Brexiter A Little Disappointed To Wake Up To Find Army Hasn’t Begun Rounding Up Foreigners ...
WAKING up on this, the first morning of a liberated Britain, free from the shackle of oppressive EU bendy bananas, ... -
Easy, Hassle Free Phase Of Brexit Passes Quietly Without Mention
KEEN-EYED observers of politics were taken by surprise to learn Britain officially leaves the EU today and enters a minimum ... -
“My Work Here Is Done”: Farage Descends To Hell After Brexit Finally Secured
SLOWLY descending into the fiery bowels of hell while enthusiastically waving a miniature Union Jack flag, Nigel Farage has completed ... -
Brexit: Your Last-Minute Shopping Guide
IT’S the most wonderful time of the year; Brexit is almost upon us! Is it just us, or does it ... -
Scotland Last Pictured Sawing Self Away From English Border
FOLLOWING Boris Johnson’s reiteration in the wake of the UK general election results that he will not grant permission for ... -
House Private, Family Flowers Only
THE death has occurred of the United Kingdom, peacefully at its residence after a long battle with a deep, deep ... -
British Electorate Clear Loser In First Leaders Debate
AS BLUSTERING continues over the identity of the party leader that ‘came out on top’ in ITV’s leaders’ debate between ...