Tag: alcohol

Post Paddy’s Day Come Down Expected To Last The Rest Of The Week

Students, young professionals, unemployed people, children and the homeless are said to be fairly fucking bolloxed after partaking in a thoroughly enjoyable St. Patrick’s weekend, culminating yesterday with the annual St. Patrick’s Day parade. Productivity throughout the country is verging on the comically low as everyone halfheartedly pretends they are going to put the effort… Read more »

Pub Sees .00034% Drop In Business As Lent Begins

The struggling pub trade has been served yet another blow following news that with the commencement of Lent the Up In Arms Inn has suffered a .00034% drop in business. WWN spoke with owner and proprietor of the Up In Arms Inn Colm O’Sullivan about this latest worrying news. “Ah, look it, I knew it… Read more »