Tag: abortion

But Waterford Mother Heard Story About How Everyone Will Be Getting Abortions

A LOCAL Waterford mother has countered her daughter’s pleas for her to vote to repeal the 8th amendment in the upcoming referendum with the fact that she had heard somewhere a story about how everyone would be getting abortions. 67-year-old Caroline Lawther had explained to her daughter, Jessica, that she heard a person interviewed on… Read more »

Man 6 Months Into Posting Pro-Choice Statuses Still Can’t Find Girlfriend

A DUBLIN based woke male is growing increasingly perturbed by the fact his passionate pro-choice stance has not translated into a relationship with a similarly minded female activist. Gerard Lunratty, originally from Passage East, has tirelessly campaigned for the repeal of the 8th amendment of the Irish constitution, exclusively on social media in recent months,… Read more »

Rosary Bead Clutching Increases 400% As Wording For ‘8th’ Replacement Released

RESIDENTS in Ireland have reported hearing the loud and unmistakable sound of rosary beads being clutched defiantly as news broke of the wording that would replace the 8th Amendment in the constitution if a referendum on repealing the amendment was successful. “Oh, it was the most awful sound, the rubbing of dry wood against more… Read more »

Ireland Set To Open First Industrial Abortion Factory In Coming Days

AS A direct result of the Oireachtas Committee on the 8th Amendment’s decision to recommend a referendum be held on the complete repeal of the 8th amendment, Ireland’s underground network of blood thirsty feminists have opened the country’s first abortion factory, with no one interrupting this sentence to deny it is the first of millions… Read more »