Tag: 6nations

Rugby For Wankers Anyway, Agree Irish

A NEWLY-produced report on the relevance of the game of rugby to Irish people has shown that ‘it’s just a load of old bollocks for sad bastards’, and has little or no merit in the grander scheme of things. The study was started on Saturday at around half past six, roughly around the time that England… Read more »

Sexton’s Drop Goal Uploaded To Pornhub

DUE to the fact its erotic content has a 100% success rate in inducing disturbing groans of pleasure, Jonathan Sexton’s last gasp drop goal against France has been uploaded successfully to online pornography site, Pornhub. While experts had previously believed it was impossible to be sexually attracted to and aroused by a piece of rugby,… Read more »