PEOPLE who drink coffee live longer than non-drinkers, but researchers may change their minds again next week, a special report into the hot drink claimed today.

Scientists found that compared with people who did not drink coffee, subjects who consumed large amounts of coffee were definitely living longer than the other ones they looked at a while ago, but couldn’t be too sure of the fact.

The report  showed that there was at least another few months before drinking coffee becomes bad for you again.

“I’d advise people to drink a few cups a day, for now.” said head researcher Herrick Hymen.

“Coffee is really nice but we may get sick of it during the summer and have to announce how bad it is for you.”

Dr. Hymen said the effect from coffee on the human body varied throughout  the year and denied that his teams findings were in anyway influenced by a huge donation given by a leading coffee company last week to the food and beverage research department.

“Donations are common place here as we are totally dependent on the good natured corporations of the world.” he said.

However critics said it was becoming apparent the food and research department changed its mind more times than their ‘sponsored’ luxury sports cars: ‘One week something is good, the next its bad. These people are delusional’

The researchers retaliated by saying that it cannot be proven that drinking coffee is the cause of a lower death rate, but said it cannot be proven that it wasn’t either.

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SACKED Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish told a press conference today that he is absolutely delighted at the clubs decision to fire him and said  ’Liverpool are fucking shit anyway‘.

After 18 months at the reigns, Dalglish paid the price for the teams poor league performance, during which time he lost the faith of the premier league sides ‘bored’ of directors.

Dalglish explained to reporters that the last year and a half was probably the most boring and uneventful time in his life.

“Five minutes into every game I was just counting down the minutes until it was over.” he said.

“Those useless bunch of pricks couldn’t score in a Vietnamese brothel.”

The former Scottish footballer went on to complain about the fans and how during every big game he would dream of throwing hand grenades into the crowd.

“I just got so sick of them singing that God awful song.”

“You look up and see grown drunk men crying. Hillsborough was over 20 years ago like. Get over it!” he added.

The 61-year-old said he looked forward to moving on to a ‘decent’ club and moving himself and his family out of ‘this shit-hole’.

He then wished his replacement all the luck in the world and added: ‘he will need it’.

THERE was visible anger and outrage this week amongst paedophiles aross the country this week with the continuing rise in the cost of sweets .

An ever increasing price in the sugar industry has forced many sweet manufacturers to increase their products by up to 40 percent.

WWN met with some local men outside a city school who were very fortright in their views .

One man who wished to remain annonymous told this reporter: ” Tis like this lads , kids nowadays have fecking everything so they wouldnt be intreseted in your normal oul jelly babies ya know ”

“I gets my feckin “kiddie magnets ” flown in from France boy , feckin right job they are” he said. ” But they are getting way too feckin expensive , i wont be doing that much longer?

Another ex paedophile revealed to us his reasons for getting out of the business . “I could only afford Cadburys Chocolate Fingers and sure their only a quid a box now , the little fuckers werent even coming near me , tis soul destroying you know ?”

Sources revealed that exotic named sweets like ‘ Indian dreamers delights’ and ‘Blue Thunder Tots’ are far more likely to gain a result,  so to speak,  compared to your average Cola bottle or Jelly tot.

The knock on affect has also crossed over into the other sectors of the local economy.

A local dentist told WWN earlier:  ”My practice is between two local primary schools and normally i would be getting the kids in in their droves but business is definitely slowing down a lot since the rise in sweet prices.” 

With prices continuing to soar there doesnt seem to be an end in sight to the crisis.