Category: Football

5 Ways United Can Stop Messi

MANCHESTER UNITED face the task of keeping Barcelona maestro Lionel Messi quiet in their bid to take the advantage in their Champion’s League quarterfinal home tie and push for a place in the final four of the compeition. What can Ole Gunnar Solksjaer’s men do to nullify the world’s most decisive footballer? WWN Sport runs… Read more »

We Preview Liverpool V Porto, Spurs V City

TWO mouthwatering ties await soccer fans as the Champions League kicks off its quarterfinal stage with a bang. WWN Sport looks ahead to Liverpool V Porto and Spurs V City and previews the key factors at play in the high profile first legs: Liverpool V Porto Jurgen Klopp has said his side will not underestimate… Read more »

Delaney Lodged In FAI Like Dogshit On Football Boots

AN internal report conducted by the FAI has found that former CEO John Delaney seems to be permanently lodged like dogshit on football boots with no solution being recommended as to how remove it/him. “He’s wedged right in there and seems to have dried up to produce an almost concrete texture, making it almost impossible to scrape… Read more »

Irish Football Fans Beat Delaney In Straight Sets

DEAFENING applause rang out around the Aviva heralding the victory in straight sets of the underdog Irish fans against overwhelming favourite and longstanding champion, John Delaney. Easily volleying away last minute dashes to the courts by Delaney to stop newspapers reporting on the ever puzzling financial affairs of the FAI, the Irish fans raised their… Read more »