Category: Football

Declan Rice Dumps Ireland Day Before Valentine’s Day

HEARTLESS footballer Declan Rice heartlessly broke the hearts of Ireland today with a heartlessly well-worded and perfectly reasoned if disappointing official statement in which he confirmed he would be dumping the nation the day before Valentine’s Day. Insiders with a closer understanding of Rice’s thinking have confirmed he felt Irish football fans came on way… Read more »

Liverpool Liverpool It Again

LIVERPOOL fans are this morning waking up to the grim realisation that hopes of the first Premier League championship in the storied Merseyside team’s history have been dashed yet again, after Liverpool went out against rivals Manchester City last night after Liverpooling it all up. Shortly after kick off things were looking up for Jurgen Klopp’s men heading… Read more »

Happiness Directly Linked To Whether Group Of Millionaires Beat Other Millionaires

RESEARCH coming into WWN Sport this morning confirms there is overwhelming evidence that a growing number of people’s happiness is directly linked to whether or not one group of millionaires can triumph over a number of near indecipherable groups of millionaires. The millionaire’d groups, largely hailing from a variety of nations but located in a… Read more »

Urgent Appeal Launched For Two More Lads For Astro On Friday

AN urgent appeal has been launched by three Waterford men, who have found themselves ‘struggling for numbers’ ahead of this Friday’s must-attend Astroturf 5-a-side kickaround and drinking session. The call went out on Twitter yesterday evening as Derek Wilson, Paul Canning and Sean Hanlon issued tweets from their personal accounts urging anyone with information about… Read more »