Category: Football

Delaney Lodged In FAI Like Dogshit On Football Boots

AN internal report conducted by the FAI has found that former CEO John Delaney seems to be permanently lodged like dogshit on football boots with no solution being recommended as to how remove it/him. “He’s wedged right in there and seems to have dried up to produce an almost concrete texture, making it almost impossible to scrape… Read more »

Irish Football Fans Beat Delaney In Straight Sets

DEAFENING applause rang out around the Aviva heralding the victory in straight sets of the underdog Irish fans against overwhelming favourite and longstanding champion, John Delaney. Easily volleying away last minute dashes to the courts by Delaney to stop newspapers reporting on the ever puzzling financial affairs of the FAI, the Irish fans raised their… Read more »

We Preview Ireland V Georgia

AFTER a disappointing performance against European footballing powerhouse, Gibraltar, Mick McCarthy’s first home game in charge since making his return to Ireland has taken on added importance. WWN Sport previews this crunch Euro 2020 game against Georgia below: Mick McCarthy could resign and be appointed Executive Vice Manager of Ireland if Georgia hammer Ireland, the… Read more »

Probably A Perfectly Innocent Explanation For Delaney Loan, Everyone Agrees

DESPITE increased media scrutiny being applied to friend of Denis O’Brien, John Delaney, with everyone except the Irish Independent asking questions about the FAI chief’s €100,000 loan granted to the FAI, the Irish public have asked for all this to cease, claiming they’re sure there’s a reasonable explanation. “Leave the poor man alone, the media… Read more »

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Pictured Walking On Water

AS Manchester United supporters try to comes to terms with their side’s monumental, history-making comeback against PSG last night, manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was pictured taking a relaxing stroll this morning across a body of water. Solksjaer’s impressive start to his career as United manager could see him appointed to the position full time, but… Read more »