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Parameters Of ‘Lovely Hurling’ To Be Redefined
IRELAND may be forced to retire the phrase ‘lovely hurling’ following a tumultuous week for the image of the sport, ... -
Liverpool Fan Remains In Catatonic State On Living Room Sofa
SEEMINGLY unable to process the fact that the defence of his beloved club Liverpool now operate as effectively as a ... -
Man United Fan Sighs Wearily, Prepares To Become Defender Of Qatari Human Rights Abuses
FACING the prospect of his beloved football club being purchased by Qatar, Manchester United fan Owen Kingston is clearing his ... -
Taking Up Hurling & Other Ways To Get Your Debt Written Down
“SHITE, I’ve only a runners up Sigerson Cup medal”: the words of a low level AIB customer seeking to come ... -
Headline Starts With ‘Former GAA Star’ So You Know It’s Going To Be Good
FEW THINGS in life are guaranteed but when it comes to juicy local gossip, there is nothing more certain than ... -
“This Is Not A Meltdown” Confirm Arsenal Fans Mid-Meltdown
ARSENAL FANS have been quick to clarify that their team is not in a meltdown but have been hampered by ... -
A&E Treating Hundreds Of Middle Aged Men For ‘Recreating Lowe Try’ Related Injuries
MEDICAL professionals throughout Ireland are reporting an epidemic of injuries ranging from pulled calf muscles to broken necks as middle ... -
American Football Game Featured During Rihanna Concert
ATTENDEES at a Rihanna concert last night were surprised to find that the pop queen’s performance was bookended by two ... -
Here’s All Punishments Man City Could Face
WHAT State-backed club hasn’t broken 100 plus financial regulations governing Premier League football club finance? It hardly seems worth making ... -
Things The GAA Sadly Can’t Replay
WHILE the GAA can order the replaying of the All-Ireland Club Football Final between Glen and Kilmacud Crokes, bringing joy ...