Category: WORLD NEWS

Really Scary Animal-Flu News Story Due, Warn Experts

HUNDREDS of Irish people may die and thousands more suffer serious bouts of anxiety from watching intimidating animal-flu news bulletins, an expert group of Waterford scientists have warned today. It recommends that the nation consider abandoning all forms of aggressive news propaganda during such periods and just carry on with their every day lives. It also says… Read more »

New Death Penalty Points System Tames Chinese Drivers

 The number of road accidents in China has almost dropped 100 per cent in the first half of this year after the introduction of death penalty points and on the spot executions, culminating in disqualification from life. Statistics released this month indicate that the number of accidents in Beijing in the first 6 months of… Read more »

Chuck Norris Slaughters 700 Thai Villagers

 THAI villagers ‘cried like babies’ in the streets as dump trucks carried hundreds of bodies towards a mass grave. It was a scene of overwhelming grief after American martial artist, actor and media personality, Chuck Norris, slaughtered more than 700 people in a frenzied attack following an incident in the village restaurant. The 70 year old showed no mercy. He didn’t spare… Read more »