Category: WORLD NEWS

Men Are Just Horrible

  A scientific study has confirmed what was widely suspected by society for some time: men are just horrible. A study published today by the Institute of Studies has conclusively proved beyond all doubt that the male of the species are altogether horrible. “While we don’t rush to judgement, the empirical evidence simply confirms what… Read more »

Irish Electorate To Contract Ukrainian Protesters

Dramatic news emanating from the Nation’s capital today as reports of plane loads of Ukrainian protesters being flown into the country to protest the coalition government here in Ireland. WWN can exclusively reveal that a substantial number of Irish voters have begun an attempt to pay Ukrainian citizens to protest on their behalf, here in… Read more »

‘We Just Don’t Feel You Want It Enough’: EU Tells Ukraine

EUROPEAN UNION Officials met today in an emergency meeting to establish whether Ukraine has done enough to warrant recognition from the free member state. The meet comes after Ukraine’s security service announced a nationwide “anti-terrorist” operation in response to deadly anti-government protests, spiralling tensions out of control in its capital, Kiev. During the four hour… Read more »

Storm Sees Ireland Blown 2.4km Closer To Britain

The people of Ireland are now all too familiar with the sight of a fallen tree draped across a road or a river’s bank pushed to breaking point following the arrival of an unrelenting storm. Storm Darwin descended on Ireland with a great deal of ferocity resulting in millions of euro worth of damages. The… Read more »

Nation Of Immigrants Angry At Amount Of Immigrants Portrayed In Coca Cola Advert

DESCENDANTS of American immigrants took to their foreign made phone and computer devices today to slam multinational beverage corporation Coca Cola for the amount of immigrants portrayed in their latest TV advertisement. During last Sunday’s Super Bowl, the ‘horrific’ commercial titled “It’s Beautiful” was aired, in which numerous foreign actors can be seen singing along… Read more »