Category: WORLD NEWS

Foxhunters To Chase Homeless People Instead

FOLLOWING the failure of a vote to ease Britain’s ban on fox-hunting, the Conservative government has announced a scheme where the elite will be allowed to hunt homeless people instead. The move is seen as a two-for-one solution to issues surrounding both fox-hunting and homelessness, and will come into effect once legislation is rushed through… Read more »

Obama Just Totally Clocked Out At This Stage

SOURCES close to Barack Obama have confirmed that he has just totally clocked out at this stage, as his term as the 44th and current President of the United States draws to a close. Obama, whose second and final term comes to an end next year, has taken to spending his days playing solitaire on… Read more »

Royals Haven’t Been To Mass Since The Christening

PARISHIONERS of the St Mary Magdalene Church in Sandringham, Norfolk , have confirmed that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge haven’t set foot in the place since the baptism of their baby daughter Charlotte. Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton held a baptism for baby Charlotte earlier this month, in the same church that… Read more »

Greece Now Accepting Plates As Legal Tender

THE Hellenic Republic of Greece will temporarily accept plates as a legal tender while its national bank begins the tedious process of printing its own currency, the drachma. Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras has urged citizens to refrain from smashing porcelain dishes during celebratory occasions for the moment, stating that just one vessel could equal… Read more »

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Adopt Greece

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly in the “final stages of authorisation” concerning the adoption of the Hellenic Republic of Greece. Pitt said the cogs are already in motion, but the couple will wait until after their summer holidays before adding another eleven million, three hundred and five thousand, one hundred and eighteen people… Read more »