Category: WORLD NEWS

Americans Already Happy With Depth Of Their Ceilings

A RECENT survey in the US has found that a staggering 98% of Americans are already very happy with their ceiling depth and find no reason to increase it as recently suggested by their president. Barack Obama had warned the country they risked tipping the world back into a recession and throwing “millions more people out… Read more »

Obama Calls For Tougher Kenyan Gun Control Laws

AMERICAN PRESIDENT Barack Obama has called for tougher gun control laws in Kenya this evening after 62 people were killed in a shopping mall in the African country. Mr. Obama condemned the Kenyan government for its lackadaisical approach to automatic weapons, and called on the state to ‘clamp down’ on arms distribution. “It shames me… Read more »

Syrian Rebels Left Feeling ‘Violated’ After Last Nights Miley Cyrus Performance

SYRIAN REBELS said they were left ‘violated’ today following the broadcasting of Miley Cyrus’ explicit display of tongue-wagging, twerking and grinding at the MTV music awards last night. Thousands of freedom fighters have called for a temporary cease fire following the shocking performance. Reports from the middle eastern country said that bombing and gunfire were replaced… Read more »