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The Decade’s 5 Coolest Wars
WHILE the 2010s didn’t have the high profile wars of previous decades that we took for granted (sorry Iraq) there ... -
Celebrities Share Their New Year’s Resolutions
EARTH’S leading lights were kind enough to share their New Year’s resolutions with WWN and we’re delighted to be able ... -
Saudi Crown Prince Sentences Himself To Death For Khashoggi Murder
IN AN unprecedented move, the crown prince of Saudi Arabia has reportedly ordered his own execution for the murder of ... -
Trump Impeachment Trial Ratings Will Be “Far Greater Than Clinton’s”
US president Donald Trump is said to be ‘delighted’ to be impeached, as it will allow him an opportunity to ... -
Scotland Last Pictured Sawing Self Away From English Border
FOLLOWING Boris Johnson’s reiteration in the wake of the UK general election results that he will not grant permission for ... -
Fukushima Scientists Brought In To Prevent Total DUP Meltdown
DISASTER specialists who previously worked to prevent total nuclear meltdown on the stricken Fukushima nuclear plant have been shipped over ... -
Johnson Spray Paints ‘Foreigners Out’ On No. 10 As Part Of Rousing Victory Speech
HERALDED by the British media as something rivaling Banksy, and that asked ‘fair and genuine questions’, newly emboldened Tory leader ... -
House Private, Family Flowers Only
THE death has occurred of the United Kingdom, peacefully at its residence after a long battle with a deep, deep ... -
LIVE UPDATES: Is This Fucking Bollocks Going To Do It?
WITH VOTING under way and polls closing in the UK this evening, many people are looking for all and any ... -
Republicans State Trump Can’t Be Impeached By Reason Of Insanity
REPUBLICANS have resorted to their last hope in spinelessly defending President Donald Trump against the consequences of his actions; stating ...