Category: WORLD NEWS

Chuck Norris Slaughters 700 Thai Villagers

 THAI villagers ‘cried like babies’ in the streets as dump trucks carried hundreds of bodies towards a mass grave. It was a scene of overwhelming grief after American martial artist, actor and media personality, Chuck Norris, slaughtered more than 700 people in a frenzied attack following an incident in the village restaurant. The 70 year old showed no mercy. He didn’t spare… Read more »

Russia: Moscow Denies Reports Of Missing Country

Moscow on Tuesday denied news reports that Kazakhstan, a country the size of Europe, just south of Russia had been missing for almost a month. Russia’s foreign minister dismissed the reports and said that the circumstances of the countries disappearance would become clear in due course. The landmass was reported missing after NASA discovered the… Read more »

Gilligan Posts Himself Out Of Prison.

DRUG lord John Gilligan, one of Irelands highest-profile prisoners escaped from Port Laois maximum security prison on Tuesday by affixing twenty euros worth of postage stamps to his forehead and posting himself via swift mail to a block of flats in Ballyfermot. Embarrassed prison officers were dumbfounded and couldn’t explain how the pint sized 57… Read more »

Taliban Calendar Banned In 76 Countries

TALIBAN leaders were slammed today for “stooping to a very low level indeed” after the organisation of evil Islamic fundamentalist killers published a saucy 2010 Taliban calendar. The new look colour calendar, made in Pakistan, has caused outrage in both east and west communities. Islamic and western leaders alike have all voiced a similar opinion… Read more »