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“Okay, So Now You Want Us To Cover Our Face?”
MUSLIM women across the country were left a little bewildered today following news that commuters must now wear face coverings ... -
‘No Donuts If Innocent Civilian Murdered’: US Police Reforms Revealed
COMPETING police reform bills are being put forward by the Republican and Democrat parties, with an emphasis on reshaping how ... -
Growing Calls For Men To Be Neutered
THE PREVAILING school of thought across swathes of academic and medical fields is now spreading throughout society, with the once ... -
Michelangelo Statue Desecrated Over ‘Harmful’ Stereotype About White Men’s Penis Size
HISTORIANS and art enthusiasts alike have called for more action over an ever growing trend in statue defilement today after ... -
Wait A Minute, Could Trump Be Corrupt?
AMERICA has been blindsided today by revelations from former National Security Advisor John Bolton’s new book which allege, for the ... -
China To Euthanize Population And Start Again
THE central government of the People’s Republic of China has announced a series of radical new plans to tackle the ... -
World Okay For Earwax Removal Products, Thanks
INTERNET users around the world have come out in unison today to inform the companies behind earwax removal that yes, ... -
Brave Columnist Reckons Anti-Racism Protesters Are The Real Racists
COMPLETELY OBLITERATING a ‘nonsense argument’ about the need to address prejudice of all kinds, one brave newspaper columnist has used ... -
Winston Churchill Statue Frantically Deleting ‘Bengal Famine’ Section Of His Wikipedia Page
MOMENTARILY leaving its plinth in Westminster’s Parliament Square, a panicked Winston Churchill statue entered an internet cafe to remove references ... -
British History According To Britain
THE TEARING down of a statue of slaver-but-honestly-probably-a-top-top-bloke-besides-all-that Edward Colston in Bristol by anti-racism protesters, and the negative reaction it ...