Category: WORLD NEWS

Landmark Island Sold For Loss At €80bn

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THE 74,000 Km2 island of Ireland has been sold under the hammer for €80bn after originally carrying a price tag of €900bn earlier this week. Currently operating as a small country, the Republic of Ireland was sold by online property website Daft.ie to a group of European investors called the IMF. On the west coast… Read more »

Ireland Flees To Gulf Of Mexico With European Bail Out Funds

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INTERPOL has launched an investigation after the island of Ireland fled the west coast of Europe yesterday evening shortly after receiving a ‘considerable sum’ of money from the European Central Bank (ECB). Formed by large glaciers and a very harsh climate more than 10 thousand years ago, Ireland is the third largest island in Europe and the… Read more »

Bob The Builder Files For Bankruptcy

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BOB the builder, Britain’s fifth-largest home builder, filed for bankruptcy protection from creditors yesterday amid a national and local housing market that continues to stagnate. WWN has learned the building contractor owes creditors as much as €146m and hasn’t been able to renegotiate credit terms, according to documents filed in Manchester Circuit Court. Bankruptcy in… Read more »

ET Claims ‘Phone Home’ Was Also Hacked By News Of The World

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A PRIVATE investigator working for the News of the World allegedly hacked into ET’s  ‘phone home messages’ in 1982, a lawyer for the Extra-Terrestrial said today. ET’s name, intergalactic phone number, account number and password were found in material seized by police from the News of the World’s contracted private investigator, Glenn Mulcaire, in August… Read more »

17 Dead As Lunar Eclipse Breeds Mass Hysteria In Portlaw

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SEVENTEEN people are reported to have been killed last night in what Gardai are calling a ‘spontaneous human sacrifice to the Gods’ in the county Waterford village of Portlaw. On what started as a normal Wednesday evening, residents were stricken by widespread panic as a deep red moon rose to the East in a horrific display of… Read more »