Category: WORLD NEWS

Greece Letting IMF Calls Go Straight To Voicemail

THE continuing Greek crisis has reached new and worrying heights as it seems the Syriza-led Greek government is just letting all IMF calls go straight to voicemail. This development comes just several days after prime minister Alexis Tsipras deferred a €300 million repayment to the IMF until the end of the month. “I dunno, maybe… Read more »

Curiosity Rover Pulls First Ever Donut On Mars

AMERICAN space agency NASA has confirmed that the Curiosity Rover pulled the first ever donut on the planet Mars this morning as part of an eight week mission to break the Guinness Book record. At approximately 11:34 GMT, the 900 kg robotic rover made its way to the top of an elevated crater ledge, before… Read more »

UK Knock Ireland Off The Top Of Child Abusers League Table

IRELAND has breathed a sigh of relief after being usurped by near neighbours, the United Kingdom, as the country most readily associated with systemic failures in their protection of children from paedophile abusers. With over 116,000 reported cases currently being processed by British authorities, Ireland no longer occupies to top spot on the child abusers… Read more »

Boston Bomber’s Execution To Make Everything Alright

THE execution of one of the men responsible for the Boston marathon bombings will make everything alright, leading experts have confirmed. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, now 21, faces the death sentence after being tried in a federal court with the verdict, giving rise to the theory that everything is alright and nothing like this could happen again…. Read more »

Lost Vatican Manuscript Reveals Judas Was Gay

NEW evidence released this week claims Judas Iscariot, one of the twelve original disciples of Jesus Christ, was a ‘raging homosexual’ and tried to force himself on the son of God numerous times. According to a manuscript almost 2,000 years old unearthed in The Vatican vaults, Judas regularly made advances on his fellow apostles, and was quoted as saying he… Read more »