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God Sorry Now He Forgot To Include Bible Passage About Him Being Black
“When I think back on it now; it probably could have made a huge difference to the way humanity treats ... -
Johnson Worried He Won’t Be Able To Give Covid Fuck Up Same Attention As Brexit ...
DOWNING STREET insiders have today spoken of Boris Johnson’s ‘profound worry and fear’ that his recent focus on ensuring an ... -
Lyons, Or Barrys? We Ask A Russian Spy Which Is Best To Slip Poison Into
WHETHER it’s sitting down for a nice cuppa and a purple snack at 4pm, or slipping a political opponent a ... -
Irony Dead As Blair Criticises Johnson For Breaking International Law
AN INTERNATIONAL team of pathologists and coroners have confirmed that irony died an ‘agonising death’ following a ‘deliberate and premeditated’ ... -
Brexit Success As Britain Sign Trade Deal With Venus
THE CONSERVATIVE government is today hailing yet another Brexit breakthrough with the announcement that they have signed a ‘win-win’ trade ... -
Boris Johnson’s Guide To Flawless Trade Negotiations
PULLING apart the sticky pages of his treasured copy of ‘The Art Of The No Deal’ book, British PM Boris ... -
World Longs For Carefree Days When British PM Just Stuck Penis In Dead Pig’s Mouth
THE image of David Cameron inserting his penis into the head of a dead pig now seems like a cherished ... -
God Realises He’s Been Playing ‘Earth’ On Hard Mode This Whole Time
“HA! Would you look at that! I was just thinking things aren’t normally this difficult,” laughed God earlier today, after ... -
WHO Concerned Deaf Ears May Be New Covid-19 Symptom
AS CASES of Covid-19 among young people steadily rise across Europe and India surpasses Brazil in total number of cases, ... -
Trump Expected To Endorse Novichok As Covid Cure By End Of Day At The Latest
FOLLOWING condemnation from international leaders over Russia’s apparent poisoning of Putin critic Alexei Navalny with novichok, political experts fully expect ...